Varsity Blues - Humor in Unexpected Situations
Tweeder:
Say I'm stupid and I'm about to get hit in the nuts.
Billy Bob:
That's funny.
Tweeder:
Ain't it funny? That's what I mean. See they need to change the name of the show to America's funniest shots in the nuts.
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Varsity Blues - Misunderstanding About a Pet's Identity
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Varsity Blues - A Prom Invitation in Varsity Blues
Billy Bob: [staring at Miss Davis's breasts]
Miss Davis, would you go to the prom with me?
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Varsity Blues - Perfection Rating in Varsity Blues
Billy Bob: [about Miss Davis' strip routine]
A 10... a 10... a fucking 10!
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Varsity Blues - A Work Ethic in Unexpected Places
Billy Bob:
It's a strip club, man. I'm here to work!
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