Memorable Quotes from Ron Lester
5 quotesHumor in Unexpected Situations
Tweeder
Say I'm stupid and I'm about to get hit in the nuts.
Billy Bob
That's funny.
Tweeder
Ain't it funny? That's what I mean. See they need to change the name of the show to America's funniest shots in the nuts.
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A Work Ethic in Unexpected Places
Billy Bob
It's a strip club, man. I'm here to work!
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Perfection Rating in Varsity Blues
Billy Bob
A 10... a 10... a fucking 10!
[about Miss Davis' strip routine]
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A Prom Invitation in Varsity Blues
Billy Bob
Miss Davis, would you go to the prom with me?
[staring at Miss Davis's breasts]
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Misunderstanding About a Pet's Identity
Billy Bob
I sure do love that dog.
Mox
I think it's a pig.
Billy Bob
Yeah.
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