Memorable Quotes from Ron Millkie
4 quotesMisunderstandings Over Cannabis Among Friends
Officer Dorf
What you been smoking, boy?
Jack
Smoke? Don't smoke! Causes cancer.
Officer Dorf
You know what I mean! What, you just get off a spaceship or something? Come on, Colombian gold, man. Hash, grass, the weed, dig it?
Ned
Does he mean what I think he means?
Officer Dorf
Hey, don't get smart!
Ned
Me? I'm as dumb as they come.
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Searching for the Town's Eccentric Character
Officer Dorf
Looking for someone. Guy named Ralph. Town crazy.
Ned
(acting silly with the stereotypical Native American gear on) Well, there's no crazy people around here!
Officer Dorf
I told you to sit on it, Tonto. Now, I got word that Ralph was out here, spouting his Gospel.
Bill
This guy, Ralph, is he dangerous or anything?
Officer Dorf
Every time that loony gets drunk, he gets his "calling." Then I spend the morning in court, and he gets a week in jail.
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Enforcing Community Standards and Behavior Expectations
Officer Dorf
You kids keep your noses clean. Understand? You'll be hearing from me if you don't. We ain't gonna stand for no weirdness out here.
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Cultural Sensitivity in Humor and Its Missteps
Ned
(doing a rain-dance wearing a stereotypical Native American headdress on) I'm just kidding around, officer.
Officer Dorf
Can it, Cochise.
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