Angela's Ashes - Aunt Aggie's Disapproval of Uncle Pa's Tale
Uncle Pa Keating: [''boys giggle'']
Jesus, I said to meself, I have so much gas in my system, tis a great pity to waste it. So I shove a pipe up my arse, light a match to it... ...and there I have a fine flame ready to boil water in any billy can. The English come from trenches... to pay me any amount of money to boil their water.
Aunt Aggie:
That's no story to be telling in the presence of a dead child.
Grandma Sheehan:
Tis better than sitting with a long face.
Uncle Pa Keating: [[w:Paris|Paris]
I made so much money in the trenches that I was able to bribe the generals, who didn't normally give a fiddler's fart about the Irish, to let me out of the army, and off I went to ], where I had a fine time drinking wine... with the models and artists and talkin the lingo.
Aunt Aggie:
You think that's funny, do you?
Uncle Pa Keating:
I had a great time over there.
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Angela's Ashes - Conflict Over Water and Ignorance
Frank:
He says ordinary water and don't go on bothering him again!
Grandma Sheehan: [[w:Pejorative|bogtrotter]
Bothering him"?! The ignorant old ]!
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Angela's Ashes - Confession and Curiosity in Everyday Life
Grandma Sheehan: [[w:holy water|Holy water]
] or ordinary water?
Frank:
He didn't say, Grandma.
Grandma Sheehan:
Well, go back and ask him!
Frank: [''In confessional box'']
Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned. It's been a minute since my last confession.
Confessional Priest:
A minute? Are you the boy that was just here?
Frank: [''Confessional Priest sighs'']
I am Father. My Grandma says holy water or ordinary water?
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Angela's Ashes - A Family Breakfast Before Communion
Frank: [[w:James Cagney|James Cagney]
Mam, can I go now and make the Collection? I want to go to the Lyric to see ].
Grandma Sheehan: [Frank runs out tp the backyard and vomits]
You can't make the Collection until you've had a proper First Communion breakfast at my house. Mam. Will you look at him? The manners of a pig. He eats like a Presbyterian. Is it a millionaire you think I am? An American? Is there any more tea in the pot, Mam? - Aye. - I could do with a cup. You all right, Frankie? - What's the matter, Frankie? What's wrong with that child? Look what he did! He's thrown up the body and blood of Jesus. What am I to do? I have God in me backyard! I'm taking you to the priest. That was a dreadful thing you did in my backyard.
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Angela's Ashes - Morning Chaos Before First Communion
Grandma Sheehan: [''Washing a Frank's ear''; [w:Northern Ireland|This is North of Ireland hair you got from your father]
Wake up! Wake up! His First Communion, the happiest day of his life, and the lot of you still snoring in there! Here, you two, get up! Go on! Look at him! A bar of soap wouldn't be lost on him. I'll be red raw. I swear it's the Northern Ireland in you. It attracts the dirt. You've the dirty gob of your father. Aah! That's cold. Jesus, you have enough dirt in your ears to grow potatoes! Will you look at that mop?! It won't lie down! You didn't get this hair from our side of the family! ]! It's like, like what you'd see on a Presbyterian!
Frank:
Will you stop spitting on me?
Grandma: [''Repeatedly'']
A little spit won't kill you! If your mother had married a proper, decent Limerick man, you wouldn't have stand-up, North of Ireland, Protestant hair. And we wouldn't be late! Corpus Christi!
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Angela's Ashes - God's Presence in Unexpected Places
Grandma Sheehan: [''Frank throws up [[w:First Communion|his communion breakfast]
I've got God in me backyard!
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