Pure Country - Perception of Worth in Unexpected Places
Ernest Tucker:
The funny thing about that little white speck on the top of chicken shit. That little white speck is chicken shit too.
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Night of the Lepus - Exploring Alternative Solutions with Hormones
Roy Bennett:
There might be another way to whip this problem, Cole.
Cole Hillman:
How?
Roy Bennett:
Hormones!
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Night of the Lepus - A Conversation About Unspoken Concerns
Priest: [after being flagged down on the highway outside of town]
What's the matter?
Cole Hillman:
If I told you, father, you'd think I've been drinking!
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