The Whole Nine Yards - Negotiations and Tensions in Relationships
Sophie Oseransky:
You do this for me, and I give you your divorce. And if you don't do this for me, I swear I'll make your life so damn miserable it will make these past few years look like a pleasure cruise.
Janni Gogolack:
My father is a great man. A man of wision, and character. A man who stood up for his beliefs. Unlike that rat FUCK, piece of SHIT... Tudeski.
Janni Gogolack:
Ansfer dat.
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After Hours - Questioning the Authenticity of Colombian Pot
Paul:
What type of pot is this?
Marcy:
Colombian.
Paul:
That's a lie.
Marcy:
What?
Paul:
This isn't Colombian. I don't even think it's pot.
Marcy:
That's what the guy who sold it to me said it was...
Paul:
Well, the guy who sold it to you is a liar. So are you.
Marcy:
Don't get upset, I just won't buy it from him anymore. Are you all right?
Paul:
Where are those Plaster of Paris paperweights, anyway? I mean, that's what I came down here to see in the first place. Well, that's not entirely true, I came to see you, but where are the paperweights? That's what I wanna see now!
Marcy:
What's the matter?
Paul:
I said I wanna see a Plaster of Paris bagel and cream cheese paperweight, now cough it up.
Marcy:
Right now?
Paul:
Yes, right now!
Marcy:
They're in Kiki's bedroom.
Paul:
Then get em, cause as we sit here chatting, there are important papers flying rampant around my apartment cause I don't have ANYTHING to hold them down with.
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After Hours - Obsession with Movies in Relationships
Marcy: [[The Wizard of Oz]
My husband was a movie freak. Actually, he was particularly obsessed with one movie, "]." He talked about it constantly. I thought it was cute at first. On our wedding night, I was a virgin. When we made love - you've seen the movie, haven't you?
Paul:
The Wizard of Oz"? Yeah.
Marcy:
Well, whenever he - you know, when he came...
Paul:
Yeah.
Marcy:
...he would scream out, "Surrender Dorothy!" That's all! Just "Surrender Dorothy!
Paul:
Wow.
Marcy:
Instead of saying something normal like, "Oh, God," or something normal like that. I mean, it was pretty creepy! And I told him I thought so, but he just, he just couldn't stop, he just, he just couldn't stop, he just... couldn't stop.
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After Hours - A Disturbing Revelation of Past Trauma
Paul:
Why don't you just tell me what's wrong?
Marcy:
I was raped once. As a matter of fact it happened right here in this very room. I lived here once. He came in through there on the fire escape. He held a knife to my throat and said if I made a move, he'd cut my tongue out. He tied me to the bed... he took his time... six hours.
Paul:
My god... Was he, uh... did they get this guy?
Marcy:
No. Actually it was a boyfriend of mine. To tell you the truth, I slept through most of it. So... there you are.
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After Hours - Complicated Friendships and Their Expectations
Paul:
Greg called.
Marcy:
Oh, how'd that little faggot find out I was staying here tonight? He probably wants to whine to me about his latest boyfriend.
Paul:
Friends like that are hard to deal with sometimes.
Marcy:
Well, that's what friends are for!
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After Hours - Anticipation of an Unforgettable Night
Marcy:
I hope you don't have to get up early tomorrow morning or anything.
Paul:
No. No, I don't.
Marcy: [laughs; laughs; laughs]
Because I think you're somebody I can really talk to. And tonight I feel like - I feel like I'm gonna let loose or something. I feel like - I feel like something incredible is really gonna happen here! I feel soooo excited. I don't know why? I feel it. I'm glad you came.
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After Hours - Artistic Endeavors and Urban Exploration
Paul:
Which way you headed?
Marcy:
Downtown, SoHo.
Paul:
Oh, nice... nice. A loft?
Marcy:
Yeah, she's a sculptress. Lately she's been making these Plaster of Paris bagel and cream cheeses.
Paul:
Really...
Marcy:
She's tryin to sell em as paperweights. You wanna buy one?
Paul:
Paperweights?... uh, yeah I would. How much are they?
Marcy:
I don't know. Well, if you think you might be interested, her number is 243-3460.
Paul:
243-3460.
Marcy:
Her name's Kiki Bridges.
Paul:
Kiki Bridges, okay.
Marcy:
Nice talkin to ya.
Paul:
Yeah, great talkin to you.
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