Clerks II - Confrontation Over Racial Slurs in Clerks II
Randal: [[w:List of ethnic slurs|porch monkeys]
I don't mind people snickering at the stupid uniform I've got to wear. But I'll be damned if I'm gonna let some self-righteous, lucky turd come in here and treat me and Dante like we're a couple of fucking ].
Dante: [''To black female patron'']
Randal! Uh, I'm- I'm sorry.
Black female patron:
He... He didn't really just say what I think he said.
Randal:
What? Porch monkeys?
Dante:
Randal!
Becky:
What the fuck is wrong with you?!
Black female patron:
I want my money back right now.
Becky:
Of course. Um, you know what? Here, take this on us.
Black female patron:
Oh, no, no, no. I'm not eating something that was cooked by some cracker-ass hate-monger.
Black female patron's husband:
I will. Baby, you can't taste racism.
Randal:
What racism? Porch monkeys?!
Black female patron:
You little mother...
Black female patron's husband:
Calm down, champ. It ain't worth it.
Black female patron:
You're lucky my husband doesn't jump across this counter and knock your teeth in.
Randal:
Why?
Black female patron's husband: [''Wife starts slapping him'']
Yeah, baby, why? I mean, ain't like he called us porch monkeys. Hey, hey! Baby, stop hitting on me! See, the judge told you about that. You got to stop putting your hands on people.
Becky:
Here, take this. This is your money. Please, take the food on us. We're sorry.
Black female patron:
Oh, uh-uh. I'm gonna write to the paper about this, and all y'all getting fired up in here. Jesus!
Black female patron's husband: [''Wife throws it on ground'']
I'm gonna take the food. Thank you very much. Damn! Fuck porch monkey...
Becky:
Thanks. Come again.
Black female patron's husband:
Don't leave me, baby!
Becky:
Are you out of your fucking mind?!
Randal:
What?! What's the big deal? Since when is it a crime to say porch monkey?
Becky: [[forever]
Oh, since, I don't know, ]?!
Randal:
Why?
Dante: [[black people]
Because porch monkey is a racial slur against ]!
Randal: [[w:Nigger|nigger]
No, it's not; ] is.
Dante: [''Horrified'']
Randal!
Elias:
Did Mr. Randal just call Mr. Dante a nigger?
Becky:
Shut up, Elias!
Randal:
I didn't just call Dante a nigger, I just said that nigger is a racial slur.
Dante:
So is porch monkey!
Randal:
Oh, it is not! Coon, spook, spade, moolie, jigaboo, nig-nog; those are racial slurs. Porch monkey is not.
Becky: [''points at Randal''; ''storms off'']
I'm going to pretend that this conversation didn't happen. Elias, go pick up that fucking mess. And you are this close to getting shit-canned! Shoot me now!
Dante:
What are you doing? Are you trying to get fired?
Randal:
Since when did porch monkey become a racial slur?
Dante:
When ignorant racists started using it 100 years ago!
Randal:
Oh, bullshit. My grandmother used to call me a porch monkey all the time when I was a kid because I'd sit on the porch and stare at my neighbors.
Dante: [[w:Affection|term of endearment]
Despite the fact that your grandmother used it as a ] for you, it's still a racial slur. It would be like your grandmother calling you a little kike.
Randal: [[Jewish; [w:Antisemitism|they'd put the sheenie curse on me]
Oh, it is not. Besides, my grandmother had nothing but the utmost respect for the ] community. She used to tell me to always be nice to the Jewish kids, or ].
Dante:
WHAT THE FUCK, MAN?!
Randal:
What?
Dante:
Sheenie is a racial slur, too!
Randal:
Oh, it is not!
Dante:
Yes, it is!
Randal:
Well, she never called any Jews sheenies, she just said "sheenie curse" a lot. It was cute.
Dante:
It wasn't cute, it was racist!
Randal: [''thinks for a moment''; ''Dante is flabbergasted'']
I disagree, man. She was just an old-timer. That's the way people talked back then. It didn't mean they were racists. But my grandmother did refer to a broken beer bottle once as a nigger knife. You know, come to think of it, my grandmother was kind of a racist.
Dante:
You think?!
Randal:
Well, I still don't think that porch monkey should be considered a racial term. I've always used it to describe lazy people, not lazy black people. I think if we really tried, we could take back porch monkey and save it.
Dante: [''Fed up'']
It can't be saved, Randal. The sole purpose for its creation, the only reason it exists in the first place, is to disparage an entire race. And even if it could be saved, you couldn't save it because you're not black!
Randal:
Well, listen to you--telling me I can't do something because of the color of my skin. You're the racist, man!
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Clerks II - Compelled by Repulsion and Intrigue
Becky: [''After walking in on Kelly's donkey show, becoming completely transfixed on the show''; [disgusted]
I'm ], I'm repulsed... and I can't look away.
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Clerks II - Forgiveness in the Heat of the Moment
Becky: [[friend]
I'm telling you this only because I'm your ]... Sometimes, in the heat of the moment, it's forgivable to go ass to mouth.
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Shattered Glass - Irony of Media and Cybersecurity Failures
Andy Fox:
The New Republic, snobbiest rag in the business, the in-flight magazine of Air Force One... and their star goes out and gets completely snowed by a bunch of hackers. I mean, God couldn't have written this any better.
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Death Proof - A Playful Interaction Among Friends
Kim:
Oh you know I can't let you go...
Abernathy:
Kim?
Kim:
Not without tappin that ass...
Zoe:
Umm Kim?
Kim:
One... More... Time!
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Death Proof - Discussion on Gun Ownership and Licensing
Lee:
You carry a gun?
Kim:
Uh-Huh.
Lee:
Do you have a license to carry it?
Kim:
Yeah, when I became a secret service agent, they gave me a license.
Lee:
Oh, I didn't know you were. Ok. I didn't say it. Stop looking at me. I didn't say it. God! Did you know Kim carried a gun?
Abernathy:
Yes. Yeah. Do I approve? No. Do I know? Yes.
Kim:
I don't know what futuristic utopia you live in, but in the world I live in, a bitch needs a gun.
Abernathy:
You can't get around the fact that people who carry guns, tend to get shot more than people who don't.
Kim:
And you can't get around the fact that if I go down to the laundry room in my building at midnight enough times, I might get my ass raped!
Lee:
Don't do your laundry at midnight.
Kim:
Fuck that! I wanna do my laundry whenever the fuck I want to do my laundry.
Abernathy:
There are other things you can carry other then a gun. Pepper spray.
Kim:
Uh, muthafucka tryin to rape me, I don't want to give him a skin rash. I wanna shut that nigga down!
Abernathy:
How about a knife at least.
Kim:
Yeah, you know what happens to muthafuckas who carry knives. They get shot! Look, if I ever become a famous actress, I won't carry a gun. I'll hire me a dude dirt nigga and he'll carry the gun, and when shit goes down, I'll sit back and laugh, but until that day, it's wild west muthafucka!
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The Rundown - Cultural Naming Differences in Brazil
Beck:
Do you know, back in America, Brazil Nuts like these go for $15 a pound.
Mariana:
Well we don't call them Brazil nuts here.
Beck:
So what do you call them?
Mariana:
Well we're in Brazil, so we just call them nuts.
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The Rundown - A Demanding Request for Immediate Action
Mariana: [Cocks gun]
You're going to take me to O Gato do Diabo. And you're going to take me now.
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The Rundown - Beer Offer Amidst Bar Destruction
Mariana:
I'd offer you a beer, but I think you blew up my bar.
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The Rundown - The Smiling Fool Comment by Mariana
Mariana:
(to Beck) The smiling fool.
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Kids - Distinctions in Intimacy and Physical Connection
Ruby:
There's a difference between making love, having sex, and then fucking.
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Haunted Mansion - Escalating Hauntings in the Haunted Mansion
Gabbie:
The hauntings just keep getting worse and worse.
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Haunted Mansion - Tricks of the Haunted Mansion Revealed
Gabbie:
This house has a way of playing tricks on you.
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Haunted Mansion - A New Home with Unforeseen Challenges
Gabbie:
When my son and I moved here, it wasn't as warm as we hoped. And after midnight, the house comes alive.
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Haunted Mansion - Candle Choice for a Transformative Experience
Gabbie:
I'm going to light a vanilla candle, and it's going to be a a game changer.
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Percy Jackson & the Olympians: The Lightning Thief - A Tense Encounter in the Underworld
Hades:
Alright, come on. Come on, give it back.
Persephone: [to the hounds; throws her hand out; the gates slam shut, and the hounds leave]
Fyge makria tous!
Grover:
Bad dog! Bad dog!
Persephone:
He won't remember a thing!
Percy: [draws his sword]
Why'd you do that?
Persephone: [holds the bolt out to Percy]
Because, he's cruel and abusive! The only thing I look forward to is my allotted time away from this hellhole. A war of the gods would put an end to all that, and I'd be alone with only him, forever. Go. Take the bolt. And your mother.
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Percy Jackson & the Olympians: The Lightning Thief - A Tense Exchange in the Underworld
Hades: [yelling]
Persephone! What could possibly be taking so long? Don't ignore me!
Persephone: [yells back; quietly]
Or WHAT?! What will you do? I'm already in Hell.
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