Memorable Quotes from Rosario Dawson
17 quotesA Tense Exchange in the Underworld
Hades
Persephone! What could possibly be taking so long? Don't ignore me!
[yelling]
Persephone
Or WHAT?! What will you do? I'm already in Hell.
[yells back; quietly]
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Beer Offer Amidst Bar Destruction
Mariana
I'd offer you a beer, but I think you blew up my bar.
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A Demanding Request for Immediate Action
Mariana
You're going to take me to O Gato do Diabo. And you're going to take me now.
[Cocks gun]
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Escalating Hauntings in the Haunted Mansion
Gabbie
The hauntings just keep getting worse and worse.
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Tricks of the Haunted Mansion Revealed
Gabbie
This house has a way of playing tricks on you.
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Discussion on Gun Ownership and Licensing
Lee
You carry a gun?
Kim
Uh-Huh.
Lee
Do you have a license to carry it?
Kim
Yeah, when I became a secret service agent, they gave me a license.
Lee
Oh, I didn't know you were. Ok. I didn't say it. Stop looking at me. I didn't say it. God! Did you know Kim carried a gun?
Abernathy
Yes. Yeah. Do I approve? No. Do I know? Yes.
Kim
I don't know what futuristic utopia you live in, but in the world I live in, a bitch needs a gun.
Abernathy
You can't get around the fact that people who carry guns, tend to get shot more than people who don't.
Kim
And you can't get around the fact that if I go down to the laundry room in my building at midnight enough times, I might get my ass raped!
Lee
Don't do your laundry at midnight.
Kim
Fuck that! I wanna do my laundry whenever the fuck I want to do my laundry.
Abernathy
There are other things you can carry other then a gun. Pepper spray.
Kim
Uh, muthafucka tryin to rape me, I don't want to give him a skin rash. I wanna shut that nigga down!
Abernathy
How about a knife at least.
Kim
Yeah, you know what happens to muthafuckas who carry knives. They get shot! Look, if I ever become a famous actress, I won't carry a gun. I'll hire me a dude dirt nigga and he'll carry the gun, and when shit goes down, I'll sit back and laugh, but until that day, it's wild west muthafucka!
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The Smiling Fool Comment by Mariana
Mariana
(to Beck) The smiling fool.
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Cultural Naming Differences in Brazil
Beck
Do you know, back in America, Brazil Nuts like these go for $15 a pound.
Mariana
Well we don't call them Brazil nuts here.
Beck
So what do you call them?
Mariana
Well we're in Brazil, so we just call them nuts.
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Forgiveness in the Heat of the Moment
Becky
I'm telling you this only because I'm your ]... Sometimes, in the heat of the moment, it's forgivable to go ass to mouth.
[[friend]
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A New Home with Unforeseen Challenges
Gabbie
When my son and I moved here, it wasn't as warm as we hoped. And after midnight, the house comes alive.
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A Playful Interaction Among Friends
Kim
Oh you know I can't let you go...
Abernathy
Kim?
Kim
Not without tappin that ass...
Zoe
Umm Kim?
Kim
One... More... Time!
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Distinctions in Intimacy and Physical Connection
Ruby
There's a difference between making love, having sex, and then fucking.
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Irony of Media and Cybersecurity Failures
Andy Fox
The New Republic, snobbiest rag in the business, the in-flight magazine of Air Force One... and their star goes out and gets completely snowed by a bunch of hackers. I mean, God couldn't have written this any better.
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Compelled by Repulsion and Intrigue
Becky
I'm ], I'm repulsed... and I can't look away.
[''After walking in on Kelly's donkey show, becoming completely transfixed on the show''; [disgusted]
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Confrontation Over Racial Slurs in Clerks II
Randal
I don't mind people snickering at the stupid uniform I've got to wear. But I'll be damned if I'm gonna let some self-righteous, lucky turd come in here and treat me and Dante like we're a couple of fucking ].
[[w:List of ethnic slurs|porch monkeys]
Dante
Randal! Uh, I'm- I'm sorry.
[''To black female patron'']
Black female patron
He... He didn't really just say what I think he said.
Randal
What? Porch monkeys?
Dante
Randal!
Becky
What the fuck is wrong with you?!
Black female patron
I want my money back right now.
Becky
Of course. Um, you know what? Here, take this on us.
Black female patron
Oh, no, no, no. I'm not eating something that was cooked by some cracker-ass hate-monger.
Black female patron's husband
I will. Baby, you can't taste racism.
Randal
What racism? Porch monkeys?!
Black female patron
You little mother...
Black female patron's husband
Calm down, champ. It ain't worth it.
Black female patron
You're lucky my husband doesn't jump across this counter and knock your teeth in.
Randal
Why?
Black female patron's husband
Yeah, baby, why? I mean, ain't like he called us porch monkeys. Hey, hey! Baby, stop hitting on me! See, the judge told you about that. You got to stop putting your hands on people.
[''Wife starts slapping him'']
Becky
Here, take this. This is your money. Please, take the food on us. We're sorry.
Black female patron
Oh, uh-uh. I'm gonna write to the paper about this, and all y'all getting fired up in here. Jesus!
Black female patron's husband
I'm gonna take the food. Thank you very much. Damn! Fuck porch monkey...
[''Wife throws it on ground'']
Becky
Thanks. Come again.
Black female patron's husband
Don't leave me, baby!
Becky
Are you out of your fucking mind?!
Randal
What?! What's the big deal? Since when is it a crime to say porch monkey?
Becky
Oh, since, I don't know, ]?!
[[forever]
Randal
Why?
Dante
Because porch monkey is a racial slur against ]!
[[black people]
Randal
No, it's not; ] is.
[[w:Nigger|nigger]
Dante
Randal!
[''Horrified'']
Elias
Did Mr. Randal just call Mr. Dante a nigger?
Becky
Shut up, Elias!
Randal
I didn't just call Dante a nigger, I just said that nigger is a racial slur.
Dante
So is porch monkey!
Randal
Oh, it is not! Coon, spook, spade, moolie, jigaboo, nig-nog; those are racial slurs. Porch monkey is not.
Becky
I'm going to pretend that this conversation didn't happen. Elias, go pick up that fucking mess. And you are this close to getting shit-canned! Shoot me now!
[''points at Randal''; ''storms off'']
Dante
What are you doing? Are you trying to get fired?
Randal
Since when did porch monkey become a racial slur?
Dante
When ignorant racists started using it 100 years ago!
Randal
Oh, bullshit. My grandmother used to call me a porch monkey all the time when I was a kid because I'd sit on the porch and stare at my neighbors.
Dante
Despite the fact that your grandmother used it as a ] for you, it's still a racial slur. It would be like your grandmother calling you a little kike.
[[w:Affection|term of endearment]
Randal
Oh, it is not. Besides, my grandmother had nothing but the utmost respect for the ] community. She used to tell me to always be nice to the Jewish kids, or ].
[[Jewish; [w:Antisemitism|they'd put the sheenie curse on me]
Dante
WHAT THE FUCK, MAN?!
Randal
What?
Dante
Sheenie is a racial slur, too!
Randal
Oh, it is not!
Dante
Yes, it is!
Randal
Well, she never called any Jews sheenies, she just said "sheenie curse" a lot. It was cute.
Dante
It wasn't cute, it was racist!
Randal
I disagree, man. She was just an old-timer. That's the way people talked back then. It didn't mean they were racists. But my grandmother did refer to a broken beer bottle once as a nigger knife. You know, come to think of it, my grandmother was kind of a racist.
[''thinks for a moment''; ''Dante is flabbergasted'']
Dante
You think?!
Randal
Well, I still don't think that porch monkey should be considered a racial term. I've always used it to describe lazy people, not lazy black people. I think if we really tried, we could take back porch monkey and save it.
Dante
It can't be saved, Randal. The sole purpose for its creation, the only reason it exists in the first place, is to disparage an entire race. And even if it could be saved, you couldn't save it because you're not black!
[''Fed up'']
Randal
Well, listen to you--telling me I can't do something because of the color of my skin. You're the racist, man!
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Candle Choice for a Transformative Experience
Gabbie
I'm going to light a vanilla candle, and it's going to be a a game changer.
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A Tense Encounter in the Underworld
Hades
Alright, come on. Come on, give it back.
Persephone
Fyge makria tous!
[to the hounds; throws her hand out; the gates slam shut, and the hounds leave]
Grover
Bad dog! Bad dog!
Persephone
He won't remember a thing!
Percy
Why'd you do that?
[draws his sword]
Persephone
Because, he's cruel and abusive! The only thing I look forward to is my allotted time away from this hellhole. A war of the gods would put an end to all that, and I'd be alone with only him, forever. Go. Take the bolt. And your mother.
[holds the bolt out to Percy]
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