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Roscoe Orman Quotes

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Memorable Quotes from Roscoe Orman

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Excitement for Fruity Goodness in Grouchland
Bug Checking around the corner. Oh, joy! Fruity goodness!
Grizzy Come on. Come on.
Bug Elmo.
Grizzy Come on. Hustle, hustle.
Elmo Are we there yet?
Grizzy Almost. Hold your horses, kid. Gee. Well, Elmo, there it is. Greedy Huxley's house on the top of Mount Pickanose. That's where your blanket is. All the way over there. Far, far away.
Elmo Well, Elmo has to get it back by tonight.
Grizzy Maybe you're not hearing me. It's far, far away.
Elmo Oh, that's okay, Grizzy. Elmo's done harder stuff than this before.
Grizzy Like what?
Elmo Elmo learned to tie his own shoes.
Grizzy What are you? Crazy?
Elmo Huh?
Grizzy If you go there, you might never make it back home again. Well, I think I've helped you enough. Good luck to you, kid.
Elmo But... well, Elmo's going to make it! You'll see! Elmo's going to get to that Huxley's house and get his blanket back! Who's Elmo kidding? Grizzy is right. Elmo will never get there.
Big Bird I'm stuck. I'm stuck.
Gordon Okay. Here we go, Telly. One, two, three, push.
Big Bird Thank you! We're coming, Elmo!
Elmo That place is so far far away.
Cookie Monster's Unusual Snack Choice
Gordon Bye bye! Cookie, will you stop eating the hubcaps?
Cookie Monster Oh, me thing they do delicious, me so hungry!
Olivia But Cook, we haven't even started on our trip yet.
Cookie Monster That's okay. Me eat three other hubcaps later.
Gordon Cookie!
A Day of Confusion Among Friends
Telly Elmo? Elmo? Elmo?
[Bumps into Cookie Monster]
Cookie Monster Telly!
Telly Sorry, Cookie. Sorry. Elmo?
Cookie Monster Oh! Me having a bad cookie day! Oh, me head.
Telly Hey, everyone! Hey, hey!
Zoe What's the matter?
Gordon What's going on?
Telly Oscar said that Elmo is gone. He probably went down into Oscar's can for his blanket, but instead of getting the blanket, he got sucked away into some far-off and grouchy place! And he's never going to...
Gordon Easy, Telly. Oscar probably just meant that Elmo went home, that's all.
Oscar No. Actually, the worrywart's right.
All What?
Cookie Monster Say what?
Oscar Yep. Elmo got sucked down through a door in my can to Grouchland, U.S.A.
Gordon Grouchland, U.S.A.?
Big Bird Where's that?
Telly This is terrible! What are we gonna do? What are we going to do?
Maria Here's what we're going to do, Telly. We're going to go down to Grouchland... whatever that is, and get Elmo back!
All Yeah!
Oscar Well, alright, but be careful. I just had the rugs dirtied.
Concerns About a Car Issue
Luis Well, I hope there nothing seriously wrong with your car.
[To Susan]
Susan Oh, I hope not, either, but you know I can fix it.
Susan Oh, Gordon!
Bob Oh, Gordon, what is this?
Susan Gordon, what-what's going on?
Maria What happened to the car?
Susan Gordon! What happened to the car?
Gordon Don't ask me. Ask him.
[points at Cookie Monster]
Cookie Monster Hi Excuse me.
[Belches]
Susan Our insurance man is never gonna believe this.
Oscar The Grouch Once more around the block, Bruno
Bruno The Trashman Sure. boss.
Oscar The Grouch Yeah. I gotta walk off some of this happy stuff. Bruno, come on.
[Bruno stops to look at the consume Volkswagen; Bruno then walks off]
Exploring the Sights and Smells of Grouchland
Telly That was a wild ride!
Gordon Wow. So this is Grouchland, huh?
Oscar Yeah, land of a thousand stenches.
Maria Yeah, and I think I can smell a number of them right now.
All Grouches Hey, look who it is! It's Oscar! Oscar? You look like a million yucks. Yeah! Go away! Get out! Take your friends with you.
Oscar Ah, who says you can't go home again?
Maria Oscar, maybe you can get your friends to tell us where Elmo is.
All Oh, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah yeah.
Oscar In a minute. First, I have to look at the old Neighborhood There. Hey, I wonder where that old septic tank is.
Maria Hey. Wait a minute!
Gordon No. Oscar, we've got to find Elmo first!
All Yeah. Elmo!
Maria Let's go this way.
Zoe Have you seen Elmo?
Grouch Cab Driver Stop bothering us. First the little red guy, now you.
Big Bird Oh, look. There's a police officer.
[coughing]
Zoe Yeah! Let's ask him for help.
Grouch Cop It's against the law to ask for help in Grouchland. You have the right to scream your head off. Should you give up the right to scream your head off, someone who screams their head off will be provided for you.
[laughing]
Cookie Monster Wait, wait. Me innocent.
Gordon Come on.
Cookie Monster Hello? Me needs cookie?
Gordon This is not right.
Grouch Ice Cream Order Mix-Up
Grouch Ice Cream Man Ice cream. Anchovy swirl. Right here. Ice cream.
Grouch Customer Yeah. I'll take one.
Grouch Ice Cream Man Okay.
Grouch Customer Hey, where's my topping?
Grouch Ice Cream Man Oh, right. That's disgusting.
Grouch Customer And delicious!
Grouch Ice Cream Man No problem. Have a rotten day. Ice cream! Anchovy swirl. Ice cream.
Oscar Oh, ice cream. Anchovy swirl? How I long for a lick.
Maria Oh, Oscar, get over it. We've got to think about Elmo.
Cookie Monster Cookie.
Zoe This is hopeless.
Big Bird Maybe this'll cheer you up. A, B, C, D, E, F, G...
[sings]
Grouch Prisoner #1 Let me out of here!
Grouch Prisoner #2 It's torture! Let us out, please!
Telly That's it! That's it! I can't take it anymore! I demand justice! I want a lawyer! Call the media! Start a defense fund!
Gordon Calm down! Calm down, Telly! Let me get you some water. Hey, can we get some water in here? Thanks.
[gets a bucketful of water in the face]
Telly I didn't get any. Thank you.