Follow That Bird - Concerns About a Car Issue
Luis: [To Susan]
Well, I hope there nothing seriously wrong with your car.
Susan:
Oh, I hope not, either, but you know I can fix it.
Susan:
Oh, Gordon!
Bob:
Oh, Gordon, what is this?
Susan:
Gordon, what-what's going on?
Maria:
What happened to the car?
Susan:
Gordon! What happened to the car?
Gordon: [points at Cookie Monster]
Don't ask me. Ask him.
Cookie Monster: [Belches]
Hi Excuse me.
Susan:
Our insurance man is never gonna believe this.
Oscar The Grouch:
Once more around the block, Bruno
Bruno The Trashman:
Sure. boss.
Oscar The Grouch: [Bruno stops to look at the consume Volkswagen; Bruno then walks off]
Yeah. I gotta walk off some of this happy stuff. Bruno, come on.
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Follow That Bird - Cookie Monster's Unusual Snack Choice
Gordon:
Bye bye! Cookie, will you stop eating the hubcaps?
Cookie Monster:
Oh, me thing they do delicious, me so hungry!
Olivia:
But Cook, we haven't even started on our trip yet.
Cookie Monster:
That's okay. Me eat three other hubcaps later.
Gordon:
Cookie!
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The Adventures of Elmo in Grouchland - Grouch Ice Cream Order Mix-Up
Grouch Ice Cream Man:
Ice cream. Anchovy swirl. Right here. Ice cream.
Grouch Customer:
Yeah. I'll take one.
Grouch Ice Cream Man:
Okay.
Grouch Customer:
Hey, where's my topping?
Grouch Ice Cream Man:
Oh, right. That's disgusting.
Grouch Customer:
And delicious!
Grouch Ice Cream Man:
No problem. Have a rotten day. Ice cream! Anchovy swirl. Ice cream.
Oscar:
Oh, ice cream. Anchovy swirl? How I long for a lick.
Maria:
Oh, Oscar, get over it. We've got to think about Elmo.
Cookie Monster:
Cookie.
Zoe:
This is hopeless.
Big Bird: [sings]
Maybe this'll cheer you up. A, B, C, D, E, F, G...
Grouch Prisoner #1:
Let me out of here!
Grouch Prisoner #2:
It's torture! Let us out, please!
Telly:
That's it! That's it! I can't take it anymore! I demand justice! I want a lawyer! Call the media! Start a defense fund!
Gordon: [gets a bucketful of water in the face]
Calm down! Calm down, Telly! Let me get you some water. Hey, can we get some water in here? Thanks.
Telly:
I didn't get any. Thank you.
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The Adventures of Elmo in Grouchland - Exploring the Sights and Smells of Grouchland
Telly:
That was a wild ride!
Gordon:
Wow. So this is Grouchland, huh?
Oscar:
Yeah, land of a thousand stenches.
Maria:
Yeah, and I think I can smell a number of them right now.
All Grouches:
Hey, look who it is! It's Oscar! Oscar? You look like a million yucks. Yeah! Go away! Get out! Take your friends with you.
Oscar:
Ah, who says you can't go home again?
Maria:
Oscar, maybe you can get your friends to tell us where Elmo is.
All:
Oh, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah yeah.
Oscar:
In a minute. First, I have to look at the old Neighborhood There. Hey, I wonder where that old septic tank is.
Maria:
Hey. Wait a minute!
Gordon:
No. Oscar, we've got to find Elmo first!
All:
Yeah. Elmo!
Maria:
Let's go this way.
Zoe:
Have you seen Elmo?
Grouch Cab Driver:
Stop bothering us. First the little red guy, now you.
Big Bird: [coughing]
Oh, look. There's a police officer.
Zoe:
Yeah! Let's ask him for help.
Grouch Cop: [laughing]
It's against the law to ask for help in Grouchland. You have the right to scream your head off. Should you give up the right to scream your head off, someone who screams their head off will be provided for you.
Cookie Monster:
Wait, wait. Me innocent.
Gordon:
Come on.
Cookie Monster:
Hello? Me needs cookie?
Gordon:
This is not right.
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The Adventures of Elmo in Grouchland - Excitement for Fruity Goodness in Grouchland
Bug:
Checking around the corner. Oh, joy! Fruity goodness!
Grizzy:
Come on. Come on.
Bug:
Elmo.
Grizzy:
Come on. Hustle, hustle.
Elmo:
Are we there yet?
Grizzy:
Almost. Hold your horses, kid. Gee. Well, Elmo, there it is. Greedy Huxley's house on the top of Mount Pickanose. That's where your blanket is. All the way over there. Far, far away.
Elmo:
Well, Elmo has to get it back by tonight.
Grizzy:
Maybe you're not hearing me. It's far, far away.
Elmo:
Oh, that's okay, Grizzy. Elmo's done harder stuff than this before.
Grizzy:
Like what?
Elmo:
Elmo learned to tie his own shoes.
Grizzy:
What are you? Crazy?
Elmo:
Huh?
Grizzy:
If you go there, you might never make it back home again. Well, I think I've helped you enough. Good luck to you, kid.
Elmo:
But... well, Elmo's going to make it! You'll see! Elmo's going to get to that Huxley's house and get his blanket back! Who's Elmo kidding? Grizzy is right. Elmo will never get there.
Big Bird:
I'm stuck. I'm stuck.
Gordon:
Okay. Here we go, Telly. One, two, three, push.
Big Bird:
Thank you! We're coming, Elmo!
Elmo:
That place is so far far away.
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The Adventures of Elmo in Grouchland - A Day of Confusion Among Friends
Telly: [Bumps into Cookie Monster]
Elmo? Elmo? Elmo?
Cookie Monster:
Telly!
Telly:
Sorry, Cookie. Sorry. Elmo?
Cookie Monster:
Oh! Me having a bad cookie day! Oh, me head.
Telly:
Hey, everyone! Hey, hey!
Zoe:
What's the matter?
Gordon:
What's going on?
Telly:
Oscar said that Elmo is gone. He probably went down into Oscar's can for his blanket, but instead of getting the blanket, he got sucked away into some far-off and grouchy place! And he's never going to...
Gordon:
Easy, Telly. Oscar probably just meant that Elmo went home, that's all.
Oscar:
No. Actually, the worrywart's right.
All:
What?
Cookie Monster:
Say what?
Oscar:
Yep. Elmo got sucked down through a door in my can to Grouchland, U.S.A.
Gordon:
Grouchland, U.S.A.?
Big Bird:
Where's that?
Telly:
This is terrible! What are we gonna do? What are we going to do?
Maria:
Here's what we're going to do, Telly. We're going to go down to Grouchland... whatever that is, and get Elmo back!
All:
Yeah!
Oscar:
Well, alright, but be careful. I just had the rugs dirtied.
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