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Rosie O'Donnell Quotes

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Memorable Quotes from Rosie O'Donnell

11 quotes
Sleepless in Seattle
The Challenge of Finding Love Over 40
Co-Worker It's easier to be killed by a terrorist than it is to find a husband over the age of 40!
Annie That statistic is not true!
Becky That's right it's not true, but it feels true.
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Wide Awake
Growing Up and Taking Responsibility
Sister Terry Joshua, why do you feel the need to do these things?
Mrs. Beal Joshua. Joshua. Joshua, please, you're a 5th grader today, you're almost a man.
[waking him]
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Wide Awake
Questioning Faith and Salvation Perspectives
Joshua A. Beal My question is about my Aunt Denise. She's not baptized, so that means she's going to hell, right?
Sister Terry Uh, no, actually she's not, Joshua.
Joshua A. Beal And my dad's best friend, he's not baptized either, and that means *he's* going to hell.
Sister Terry Joshua, I think you misunderstood.
Student Oh man! Seth Greenburg rides my bus, he's not baptized...
Sister Terry Okay, wait a sec...
Student #2 Hey, my cousin's going to hell?
Sister Terry No, I don't think....
Student The family living next door - their whole house is going to hell!
Sister Terry No, that's not what it says in the book. If you'll notice, on page 4... Okay, alright, quiet! No one is going to hell!
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The Flintstones
The Irony of Friendship and Betrayal
Betty Rubble You know, Barney, life is funny. One minute people are your best friends, and the next you're fantasizing they're being ripped apart by a pack of rabid wolves.
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Sleepless in Seattle
The Overrated Nature of Verbal Ability
Becky Verbal ability is a highly overrated thing in a guy, and it's our pathetic need for it that gets us into so much trouble.
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Harriet the Spy
Emotions of Crying and Laughter Explored
Harriet I'm not gonna cry, I'm not gonna cry, I'm not gonna cry.
[in tears]
Ole Golly Nah it's okay to cry, but whatever you do, don't laugh, no Harriet, I will not tolerate laughter as I leave. No.
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Harriet the Spy
Desires and limitations in conversation
Harriet Hey, I want to hear that.
[Golly closes the door on her parents screaming]
Ole Golly Yeah? Well I want to sing opera, but I can't, so I don't.
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The Flintstones
Looking Back to Find Humor in Life
Betty Rubble One day, we'll look back on this and laugh.
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Harriet the Spy
Growing Up and Independence
Harriet How long have you known me, Golly?
Ole Golly Since you were born. That's 11 years and 12,000 tomato sandwiches ago.
Harriet And you'll never leave me, right?
Ole Golly Well I won't leave you leave you, but one day you'll be old enough and... well, old enough to take care of yourself and when that day comes you won't need me around anymore. But that day is not today.
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Sleepless in Seattle
The Illusion of Movie Love
Annie Reed Now that was when people KNEW how to be in love. They knew it! Time, distance... nothing could separate them because they knew. It was right. It was real. It was...
[about An Affair to Remember]
Becky A movie! That's your problem! You don't want to be in love. You want to be in love in a movie.
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Wide Awake
Reflections on Prayer and Distraction
Sister Terry Every day at sunset, you'd bow your head to the east and pray, is that right?
Joshua A. Beal Uh, I stopped that.
Sister Terry Okay, well, what did you think about when you prayed?
Joshua A. Beal Nothing mostly. Sometimes, I'd wonder... What made that smell in the carpet?
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