Memorable Quotes from Ross Bagley
4 quotesEmergency Call Confusion Among Friends
Buckwheat
Quick! What's the number for 911?
Porky
How should I know?
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A Lighthearted Exchange Among Friends
Buckwheat
Nothing like a security system to give you peace of mind.
Spanky
Hiya, fellas!
[disguised as a ballerina in a brunette wig]
Butch
Say, you two chicklets see a couple of ugly mugs who ran in here?
Alfalfa
You mean behind you? I think they went in there.
[in a blonde wig; Spanky pinches him]
Spanky
Whew. Let's ange-chay and am-scray!
[hey watch Butch and Woim walk in on Ms. Roberts. She frustratingly ushers the bullies out the door]
Alfalfa
You took the words right out of my mouth.
[pushes the exit door]
Darla
Hi!
Girl
Are you a Sugar Plum fairy?
Alfalfa
Pardon me. I'm sweating like a pig. It's the recital.
[nods. Sweat beads are beginning to form on his forehead. And the frog. He has been holding the frog in his hand all this time]
Darla
Here's my handkerchief. Uh, you keep it. I'm emotional as well. My boyfriend Waldo is going to be here.
[gives Alfalfa her handkerchief. He wipes the sweat off his forehead. And then he scrubs underneath his arms. After he's done, he offers the handkerchief back to her]
Mary Ann
He's driving her to his mansion for tea.
[grins knowingly]
Darla
Do you have any boyfriends?
Boys
No!
Alfalfa
But, there is one boy I'd love to get to know. His name is Alfalfa.
Darla
I used to know on Alfalfa. He took the best years of my life!
Spanky
Same here.
Darla
I don't miss him at all. Except...his voice. If he sings, he makes me melt like a popsicle on the Fourth of July!
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Unexpected Reactions to Unusual Foods
Woim
Nothin beats a buck and a duck.
Buckwheat
Hey, you dumb duck, queda!
Butch
Hmm. What's this?
[takes the key from the Blur, but finds it attached to a string]
Butch
Oh, no, not pickles! Oh, yuck!
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Arrival of Buckwheat's Mother
Buckwheat
Hey, my mom's here!
Porky
Whoopi!
[sarcastically]
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