Memorable Quotes from Rossie Harris
2 quotesConfusion Over Identity in Airplane Scene
Joey
Wait a minute, I know you. You're ]! You play basketball for the ]!
[[w:Kareem Abdul-Jabbar|Kareem Abdul-Jabbar; [w:Los Angeles Lakers|Los Angeles Lakers]
Murdock
I'm sorry, son, but you must have me confused with someone else. My name is Roger Murdock, I'm the co-pilot.
Joey
You are Kareem! I've seen you play! My dad's got season tickets!
Murdock
I think you should go back to your seat now, Joey. Right, Clarence?
Oveur
Nah, he's not bothering anyone, let him stay here.
Murdock
But just remember, my name is Roger Murdock, I'm an airline pilot.
[shows his nametag]
Joey
I think you're the greatest, but my dad says you don't work hard enough on defense. And he says that lots of times, you don't even run down court. And that you don't really try, except during the playoffs.
Murdock
The hell I don't! Listen, kid. I've been hearing that crap ever since I was at UCLA. I'm out there busting my buns every night! Tell your old man to drag ] and ] up and down the court for 48 minutes.
[looks around to make sure no one is watching and grabs Joey by the shirt up close; [w:Bill Walton|Walton; [w:Bob Lanier|Lanier]
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Unusual Questions in an Airplane Conversation
Oveur
You ever been in a cockpit before?
Joey
No sir, I've never been up in a plane before.
Oveur
You ever seen a grown man naked? Do you like movies about gladiators?
Oveur
Joey, have you ever been in a Turkish prison?
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