Airplane! - Confusion Over Identity in Airplane Scene
Joey: [[w:Kareem Abdul-Jabbar|Kareem Abdul-Jabbar; [w:Los Angeles Lakers|Los Angeles Lakers]
Wait a minute, I know you. You're ]! You play basketball for the ]!
Murdock:
I'm sorry, son, but you must have me confused with someone else. My name is Roger Murdock, I'm the co-pilot.
Joey:
You are Kareem! I've seen you play! My dad's got season tickets!
Murdock:
I think you should go back to your seat now, Joey. Right, Clarence?
Oveur:
Nah, he's not bothering anyone, let him stay here.
Murdock: [shows his nametag]
But just remember, my name is Roger Murdock, I'm an airline pilot.
Joey:
I think you're the greatest, but my dad says you don't work hard enough on defense. And he says that lots of times, you don't even run down court. And that you don't really try, except during the playoffs.
Murdock: [looks around to make sure no one is watching and grabs Joey by the shirt up close; [w:Bill Walton|Walton; [w:Bob Lanier|Lanier]
The hell I don't! Listen, kid. I've been hearing that crap ever since I was at UCLA. I'm out there busting my buns every night! Tell your old man to drag ] and ] up and down the court for 48 minutes.
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Airplane! - Unusual Questions in an Airplane Conversation
Oveur:
You ever been in a cockpit before?
Joey:
No sir, I've never been up in a plane before.
Oveur:
You ever seen a grown man naked? Do you like movies about gladiators?
Oveur:
Joey, have you ever been in a Turkish prison?
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