The Palm Beach Story - Unexpected Pleasures in Confrontation
Gerry:
I would step on your face!
John D. Hackensacker III:
That's quite all right, I rather enjoyed it.
Gerry:
Twice!
John D. Hackensacker III:
You made quite an impression.
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The Palm Beach Story - The Paradox of Marrying a Stranger
John D. Hackensacker III:
You don't marry someone you just met the day before; at least I don't.
Princess Centimillia:
But that's the only way, dear. If you get to know too much about them you'd never marry them.
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The Palm Beach Story - Nothing is Permanent Except Roosevelt
Princess Centimillia:
I'd marry Captain McGloo tomorrow, even with that name.
John D. Hackensacker III:
And divorce him the next month.
Princess Centimillia:
Nothing is permanent in this world - except for Roosevelt.
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The Palm Beach Story - Generational Misunderstandings and Family Reputation
Gerry:
You're not a burglar, are you?
John D. Hackensacker III:
Oh no, that was my grandfather. At least that's what they called him.
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The Palm Beach Story - First Impressions Can Be Misleading
John D. Hackensacker III:
You know Maude, somebody meeting you for the first time, not knowing you were cracked, might get the wrong impression of you.
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The Palm Beach Story - Critique of Tipping in American Culture
John D. Hackensacker III:
Tipping is un-American.
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The Palm Beach Story - The Irony of Life's Inequities
John D. Hackensacker III:
That's one of the tragedies of this life - that the men who are most in need of a beating up are always enormous.
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The Palm Beach Story - Critique of Staterooms in America
John D. Hackensacker III:
Staterooms are un-American.
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The Palm Beach Story - Acknowledging Generational Differences and Mortality
John D. Hackensacker III:
No, I'm not my grandfather, of course. He's dead, anyway.
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The Palm Beach Story - The End of Chivalry
John D. Hackensacker III:
Chivalry is not only dead, it's decomposed.
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