The Death of Stalin - Vasily Stalin's Accusation Against Foreign Influence
Vasily Stalin: [drunk]
Foreigners, a vile crime has been perpetrated! Hairy monsters in coats have scooped out my father's brain and sent it to America! And these traitors, sucking the cocks and balls - sucking the cocks and balls - of Zionist... New York... New York Zionist queers in petticoats. Look at them. You see? Those brain thieves!
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The Death of Stalin - The Burden of Sobriety
Vasily Stalin:
I hate being sober. It's a terrible, terrible mood to be in.
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Pride & Prejudice - Foolishness and Comparisons in Love
Charlotte:
We are all fools in love.
Mary Bennet:
What are men compared to rocks and mountains?
Mr. Wickham:
He liked me better, and Darcy couldn't stand it.
Mr. Bingley: [to Jane, about to propose to her]
First, I must tell you I've been the most unmitigated and comprehensive ass.
Mr.Darcy:
Maybe it's because I find it hard to forgive the follies and vices of others, or their offenses against me. My good opinion once lost is lost forever.
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