Memorable Quotes from Ruth McDevitt
3 quotesIntroduction of Camp Inch and Miss Inch
Miss Inch
Welcome to Camp Inch, new arrivals. I am your supreme commander here. My name is... Miss Inch. Oh, yes, Miss Inch.
[reading from index cards; turns to the next card and continues reading; frowns, looks back at the previous card in confusion, then re-reads the new one]
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Misunderstandings Among Campers and Authority Figures
Miss Inch
Congratulations. In the history of our camp, that was the most infamous, the most revolting, the most disgusting display of hooliganism we have ever had.
Miss Grunecker
Brawling like hooligans in front of our guests.
Miss Inch
And worst of all, two sisters who should be setting a good example.
Susan Evers
We're not sisters!
Sharon McKendrick
I've never seen HER before in my life.
Miss Inch
They are! Aren't they?
Miss Grunecker
No ma'am. Just look-alikes.
Miss Inch
An amazing resemblance.
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Storms and Seagulls: A Coastal Conversation
Melanie
Have you ever seen so many seagulls? What do you suppose it is?
Mrs. MacGruder
Well, there must be a storm at sea. That can drive them inland, you know.
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