The Parent Trap - Misunderstandings Among Campers and Authority Figures
Miss Inch:
Congratulations. In the history of our camp, that was the most infamous, the most revolting, the most disgusting display of hooliganism we have ever had.
Miss Grunecker:
Brawling like hooligans in front of our guests.
Miss Inch:
And worst of all, two sisters who should be setting a good example.
Susan Evers:
We're not sisters!
Sharon McKendrick:
I've never seen HER before in my life.
Miss Inch:
They are! Aren't they?
Miss Grunecker:
No ma'am. Just look-alikes.
Miss Inch:
An amazing resemblance.
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The Parent Trap - Introduction of Camp Inch and Miss Inch
Miss Inch: [reading from index cards; turns to the next card and continues reading; frowns, looks back at the previous card in confusion, then re-reads the new one]
Welcome to Camp Inch, new arrivals. I am your supreme commander here. My name is... Miss Inch. Oh, yes, Miss Inch.
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The Birds - Storms and Seagulls: A Coastal Conversation
Melanie:
Have you ever seen so many seagulls? What do you suppose it is?
Mrs. MacGruder:
Well, there must be a storm at sea. That can drive them inland, you know.
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