Sacha Baron CohenQuotes

Borat Sagdiyev: [to audience members at a rodeo] My name-a Borat. I come from Kazakhstan. Can I say a-first, we support your war of terror! May we show our support to our boys in Iraq! May US and A kill every single terrorist! May your George Bush drink the blood of every single man, women, and child of Iraq! May you destroy their country so that for next thousand years not even a single lizard will survive in their desert!

Borat Sagdiyev: [To the receptionist in a luxury Georgia hotel] Wazzup with it, vanilla face? Me and my homie Azamat parked our slab outside. We're looking for somewhere to post up our black asses for the night, so bang-bang, skeet-skeet, nigga. We just a couple of pimps, no hoes.

Borat Sagdiyev: [On the subway] Hello. My name-a Borat. I'm-a new in town. (A chicken falls out of his briefcase)

Borat Sagdiyev: [kisses her passionately; Natalya holds up her trophy] This is Natalya. She is my sister. She is number four prostitute in all of Kazakhstan. Nice!

Borat Sagdiyev: [kissing gesture made to woman] Very nice. How much?

Borat Sagdiyev: [walking towards fourth wall] Yakshemash. My name a Borat. I like you. I like sex. It's nice.

Rennie Davis: ...you don't send a woman to... to ensorcel me!

Abbie Hoffman: What?

Rennie Davis: It means “to enchant”.

Abbie Hoffman: Oh.

Rennie Davis: ...only to have her crush my soul!

Richard Schultz: How long did you two know each other?

Rennie Davis: Ninety-three hours. Could have been a lifetime.

Richard Schultz: For a fruit fly; enjoy your weekend. (begins to walk away)

Rennie Davis: Is... is that even ethical? Aren't there ethics rules?

Richard Schultz: Did she engage with you sexually?

Rennie Davis: We were taking it slow.

Tom Hayden: Our. Our. Our blood. If our blood is going to flow...

Abbie Hoffman: You meant to say, If our blood is gonna flow, then let it flow all over the city. You didn’t mean the cops! You were saying, If they’re gonna beat us up, everyone should see it.

Abbie Hoffman: This is a political trial—that was already decided for us. Ignoring that reality is just weird to me.

William Kunstler: There are civil trials, and there are criminal trials. There's no such thing as a political trial.

Abbie Hoffman: [scoffs] Okay...

Richard Schultz: [pause] When you came to Chicago, were you hoping for a confrontation with the police? I'm concerned you have to think about it.

Abbie Hoffman: Give me a moment, would you, friend? I've never been on trial for my thoughts before.

Abbie Hoffman: Winning elections, that's the first thing on your wish list? Equality, justice, education, poverty and progress, they're second?

Tom Hayden: If you don't win elections, it doesn't matter what's second. And it is astonishing to me that someone still has to explain that to you.

Tom Hayden: Are we using the trial to defend ourselves against very serious charges that could land us in prison for ten years, or to say a pointless "fuck you" to the establishment?

Jerry Rubin: Fuck you!

Tom Hayden: That is what I was afraid... Wait, I don't know if you were saying "fuck you" or answering.

Abbie Hoffman: ...I was also confused.

Reporter Jack: How much is it worth to you? What's your price?

Abbie Hoffman: To call off the revolution?

Reporter Jack: What's your price?

Abbie Hoffman: My life.

Richard Schultz: Do you have contempt for your government?

Abbie Hoffman: I think the institutions of our democracy are wonderful things, that right now are populated by some terrible people.

Richard Schultz: Please answer the question.

Abbie Hoffman: Tell me again?

Richard Schultz: Do you have contempt for your government?

Abbie Hoffman: I'll tell you, Mr. Schultz, it's nothing compared to the contempt my government has for me.

Abbie Hoffman: [[Abraham Lincoln|Lincoln] In 1861, ] said in his inaugural address: When the people shall grow weary of their constitutional right to amend their government, they shall exert their revolutionary right to dismember and overthrow that government. And if Lincoln had given that speech in Lincoln Park last summer, he'd be put on trial with the rest of us.

William Kunstler: So, how do you overthrow or dismember, as you say, your government peacefully?

Abbie Hoffman: In this country, we do it every four years.

William Kunstler: Do you know why you're on trial here?

Abbie Hoffman: We carried certain ideas across state lines. Not machine guns or drugs or little girls. Ideas. When we crossed from New York to New Jersey to Pennsylvania to Ohio to Illinois, we had certain ideas. And for that, we were gassed, beaten, arrested, and put on trial.

Judge Julius Hoffman: And the record should reflect, that defendant Hoffman and I are not related.

Abbie Hoffman: [sarcastic] Father, no!

Judge Julius Hoffman: [bangs his gavel] Mr. Hoffman, are you familiar with contempt of court?

Abbie Hoffman: It's practically a religion for me, sir.

Abbie Hoffman: He does this, it's a pattern. Read his portion of the Port Huron Statement. He implies possessive pronouns and uses vague noun modifiers.

Abbie Hoffman: That's right, we're not goin to jail because of what we did, we're goin to jail because of who we are!

Borat Sagdiyev: [Back in his village] Jak sie masz! Kazakhstan now feminist nation, like US&A and Saudi Arabia. Bride exports declared misogynist, so we now traffic grooms.

Borat Sagdiyev: This is the worst story that ever happened to any human being... or Jew.

Borat Sagdiyev: We use my iPhone 4's hotspot and steal password from assholes Uzbekistan.

Borat Sagdiyev: [Being escorted out of CPAC] If you release me, I'll give you my klan robes!

Borat Sagdiyev: [entering the [[w:Conservative Political Action Conference|CPAC; [Stephen Miller] ], dressed in a KKK-robe] I'm ]. Sorry I'm late.

Borat Sagdiyev: Since I did not have money to buy a gun I went to the nearest synagogue to wait for the next mass shooting.

Borat Sagdiyev: [as his daughter is riding on the roof] Only men and bears are allowed inside car.

Borat Sagdiyev: [voice-over] Finally the time had come to deliver my daughter to the vice pussy-grabber.

Borat Sagdiyev: The vice premier was known to be such a pussy hound that he could not be left alone in a room with a woman.

Borat Sagdiyev: [working in a gulag] Jak sie masz? My name-a Borat. My life is nice, NOT! But how I end up like this?

Time: Wilkins!

Wilkins: Yes, sir?

Time: She's here! My liebchen is here!

Wilkins: [as he runs off, Alice watches him. Elsewhere, a silhouetted figure steps through a door underneath a giant red heart-shaped entrance. At the Grand Clock of All Time, he gathers the Seconds; through a corridor, Alice sees a shadow with a heart-shaped hairdo. Wilkins and the Seconds approach, bumping into each other from behind] Coming, sir! Hurry! Quick! Alright. Here we go. Seconds out! Seconds out! Oh. Ah! Get back. Stay in line. Stay in line! Ahem! Your Highness.

Iracebeth: Your Majesty!

Wilkins: Majesty. My lord is expecting you in the parlor. Shall I announce you?

Iracebeth: [the figure from the entrance, which is actually Iracebeth, the Red Queen, blows her trumpet; behind her, a vegetable humanoid-like creature lifts her cape as she walks to find Time with Wilkins and his friends following her as Alice watches. In the parlor, Time checks his breath] Oh, no mind! I'll announce myself. Tick Tock, where are you? Tick Tock, where are you? Tick Tock!

Time: Coming, my love!

Absolem: You've been gone too long, Alice, and he will be gone before long.

Time: [German accent] Stupid me-shaped corridor.

Hugo: I've got to go!

Station Inspector: You'll go nowhere until your parents are found.

Hugo: I don't have any!

Station Inspector: Then it's straight to the orphanage with you! You'll learn a thing or two there. I certainly did. How to follow orders, how to keep to yourself. How to survive without a family, because you don't need one! You don't need a family!