The Hot Chick - Fairness in Grading and Historical Accuracy
Teacher:
Now, I'm returning your papers on the Salem Witch Trials. I'm sad to report that Eden here got the only "A".
Jessica:
That's not fair. She's the only one who was actually there.
Eden:
Hexum maleficium spiritum sanctum nostradamus!
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