Superman Returns - Debating Lex Luthor's Relevance to Superman
Jimmy Olsen:
Why don't you guys track down Lex Luthor? I mean, no one's seen him since his fifth appeal and he has more bad history with Superman than anyone, maybe he's got something to say?
Perry White:
Luthor is yesterday's news.
Clark Kent:
Jimmy, how did Lex Luthor get out of prison?
Jimmy Olsen:
Well, the appeals court called Superman as a witness and he wasn't around. How much do you think that pisses off Superman?
Clark Kent: [''seething with anger'']
A lot?
Jimmy Olsen:
A lot.
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Superman Returns - A Discussion on Iconic Photography
Lois Lane:
Eh.
Perry White:
Eh? These are iconic, and they were taken by a 12 year-old with a camera phone. What've you got, Olsen?
Jimmy Olsen:
...I got those...
Jimmy Olsen:
Look, in the sky, Chief.
Lois Lane:
It's a bird.
Perry White:
It's a plane.
Jimmy Olsen:
No, look, it's...
Clark Kent: [''Knocking and entering'']
Uh, you wanted to see me?
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Superman Returns - Reflections on Change and Relationships
Bartender:
Must be tough coming back.
Clark Kent:
Coming back?
Bartender:
To work.
Clark Kent:
Well, you know, things change. Well, of course things change. But somethings that you thought wouldn't change could change. Take Lois. A woman like her, I never thought she'd settle down.
Jimmy Olsen:
If you ask me, cause she'd never tell you this, but if you ask me? She's still in love with you-know-who.
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Superman Returns - Jimmy Olsen Shares News About Lois Lane
Jimmy Olsen: [''leans over an unsuspecting Clark who is holding a family photo of Lois Lane, her fiancé Richard White and Lois' son Jason'']
Ha! Yeah! He looks just like his mom. Already takes after her too, especially when it comes to getting into trouble.
Clark Kent:
Mother?
Jimmy Olsen:
Oh yeah, well I guess you've been gone. Fearless reporter Lois Lane is a mommy.
Jimmy Olsen: [''taking the photo from Clark'']
I'll just take that...
Clark Kent:
Sorry.
Jimmy Olsen:
No, it's okay, she's got tons.
Clark Kent:
Wait, she's married?
Jimmy Olsen:
Yes. No! Not really, It's more like a prolonged engagement. But don't ask Miss Lane when they're tying the knot cause she hates that question...
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Superman Returns - Job Restoration Amidst Tragic Circumstances
Jimmy Olsen:
Look who's back?
Perry White:
Kent?
Clark Kent:
Hey. Chief! Thank you for giving me my job back.
Perry White:
Don't thank me. Thank Norm Palmer for dying!
Jimmy Olsen:
It was his time.
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Not Another Teen Movie - Confrontation and Humor in a Teen Setting
Mitch:
EAT.... MY.... SHORTS!
Vernon:
Ok son you just bought yourself another!
Mitch:
Oh I'm shaking!
Vernon:
Ok that's another!
Mitch:
So...
Vernon:
Do you want me to keep going? Just say the word and I'll go...
Mitch:
GO!
Vernon:
Eeny, meeny, miney...?
Mitch:
Mo?
Vernon:
Your mother was a...?
Mitch:
Ho?
Vernon:
Who was the famous clown?
Mitch:
Bobo?
Ox: [whispers]
Mitch, cut it out, stop.
Vernon:
That's another!
Ox:
But I was just....
Vernon:
Another!
Bruce:
Wait is that another one for Ox, or Mitch?
Vernon:
Another!
Bruce:
I confused.
Vernon: [[w:Wang Chung|Wang Chung]
Shut your hole, ]! I got y'all now, for rest of your lives, you're mine. If I have to come back in here again, I'm cracking skulls!
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