Raising Arizona - Humorous Anecdote About an Unfortunate Encounter
Glen:
Say, did you hear about the person of the Polish persuasion who walked into a bar with a big ol pile of shit in his hands and he says, "Look what I almost stepped in"?
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Raising Arizona - A Crazy World of Adoption Choices
Glen:
I said, "Healthy white baby? Five years? What else you got?" Said they got two Koreans and a negra born with his heart on the outside. It's a crazy world.
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