Memorable Quotes from Sam Saletta
3 quotesCelebration of Alfalfa's Victory
Stymie
You did it, Alfalfa! You won!
Alfalfa
We did it! All of us!
Froggy
Gentlemen, let's give Alfalfa a big "Spoley-oley"!
Kids
Spoley-oley! Spoley-oley! Spoley-oley! Spoley-oley! Spoley-oley! Spoley-oley! Spoley-oley! Spoley-oley!
Alfalfa
Thank you. Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you...
Butch
It ain't right! We go through all the trouble of stealing your racer, and you still win! Better brace yourself, because now I'm really gonna kick your butt!
Alfalfa
I'm usually a lover, not a fighter, but in your case I'm willing to make an exception.
Butch
Pig puckey!
Woim
Allow me!
Stymie
Looking good, man.
Kids
Yeah.
Spanky
Hey, there's the guy who risked his neck for us!
Alfalfa
I gotta admit, he turned out to be pretty okay, darn it.
Spanky
Put it in there, pal. You're quite a guy. Us machismo types have a club. The He-Man Woman-Haters Club. Alfalfa, I'm extending a membership offer here. Now, what is it?
Alfalfa
That's not Waldo!
Waldo
You'll be hearing from my lawyers.
Spanky
Then who's this guy who saved our butts?
Darla
Hi, guys. What's up?
Spanky
A girl! Ohh!
Stymie
Well, don't that beat all.
Alfalfa
Spanky!
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A Lighthearted Exchange Among Friends
Buckwheat
Nothing like a security system to give you peace of mind.
Spanky
Hiya, fellas!
[disguised as a ballerina in a brunette wig]
Butch
Say, you two chicklets see a couple of ugly mugs who ran in here?
Alfalfa
You mean behind you? I think they went in there.
[in a blonde wig; Spanky pinches him]
Spanky
Whew. Let's ange-chay and am-scray!
[hey watch Butch and Woim walk in on Ms. Roberts. She frustratingly ushers the bullies out the door]
Alfalfa
You took the words right out of my mouth.
[pushes the exit door]
Darla
Hi!
Girl
Are you a Sugar Plum fairy?
Alfalfa
Pardon me. I'm sweating like a pig. It's the recital.
[nods. Sweat beads are beginning to form on his forehead. And the frog. He has been holding the frog in his hand all this time]
Darla
Here's my handkerchief. Uh, you keep it. I'm emotional as well. My boyfriend Waldo is going to be here.
[gives Alfalfa her handkerchief. He wipes the sweat off his forehead. And then he scrubs underneath his arms. After he's done, he offers the handkerchief back to her]
Mary Ann
He's driving her to his mansion for tea.
[grins knowingly]
Darla
Do you have any boyfriends?
Boys
No!
Alfalfa
But, there is one boy I'd love to get to know. His name is Alfalfa.
Darla
I used to know on Alfalfa. He took the best years of my life!
Spanky
Same here.
Darla
I don't miss him at all. Except...his voice. If he sings, he makes me melt like a popsicle on the Fourth of July!
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Unexpected Reactions to Unusual Foods
Woim
Nothin beats a buck and a duck.
Buckwheat
Hey, you dumb duck, queda!
Butch
Hmm. What's this?
[takes the key from the Blur, but finds it attached to a string]
Butch
Oh, no, not pickles! Oh, yuck!
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