GoldenEye - Evening Encounter Between Bond and Moneypenny
Bond:
Good evening, Moneypenny.
Moneypenny:
Good evening, James. M will meet you in the situation room, I'm to take you straight in.
Bond:
I've never seen you after hours, Moneypenny. Lovely.
Moneypenny:
Thank you, James.
Bond:
Out on some kind of professional assignment, dressing to kill?
Moneypenny:
I know you'll find this crushing, 007, but I don't sit at home every night praying for some international incident, so I can run down here all dressed up to impress James Bond. I was on a date, if you must know, with a gentleman. We went to the theatre together.
Bond:
Moneypenny, I'm devastated. Whatever would I do without you?
Moneypenny:
As far as I can remember, James, you've never had me.
Bond:
Hope springs eternal.
Moneypenny:
You know, this sort of behaviour could qualify as sexual harassment.
Bond:
Really? What's the penalty for that?
Moneypenny:
Someday you have to make good on your innuendos.
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Tomorrow Never Dies - Suspicion Surrounds Fast News of Sailors' Deaths
James Bond:
There is one strange thing. When I called our contact in Saigon, he said the Vietnamese only found the bodies of our sailors three hours ago.
Charles Robinson:
How did they get the paper out so fast?
James Bond:
Somebody at Tomorrow knew before the Vietnamese government did.
M:
How much do you know about Elliot Carver, 007?
James Bond:
Worldwide media baron. Able to topple governments with a single broadcast. Carver owns that newspaper, Tomorrow.
M: [hands Bond a document containing his mission]
I didn't want to discuss this in front of the Minister, but that mysterious signal came from one of Carver's satellites. The PM would have my head if he knew we were investigating him. I'm sending you to Hamburg, 007. We've arranged for you to be invited tonight to a party at Carver's media centre.
Charles Robinson:
They're celebrating the launch of a new satellite, because now he has the ability to reach every human being on Earth.
M:
Except the Chinese, who've refused broadcast rights.
Moneypenny: [rolls down her window and displays documents]
James, your ticket, cover story and rental car reservation. Sign here, please.
M: [as Bond signs one of the documents]
I believe you once had a relationship with Carver's wife, Paris?
James Bond:
That was a long time ago, M. Before she was married. I didn't realise it was public knowledge.
Moneypenny:
Queen and country, James.
M:
Your job is to find out whether it was Carver or someone in his organisation who sent that ship off course and why. Use your relationship with Mrs. Carver if necessary.
James Bond:
I doubt if she'll remember me.
M:
Remind her. Then pump her for information.
Moneypenny:
You'll just have to decide how much pumping is needed, James.
James Bond:
If only that were true of you and I, Moneypenny.
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The World Is Not Enough - A Playful Exchange Between Bond and Moneypenny
Miss Moneypenny:
James! Have you brought me a souvenir from your trip? Chocolates? An engagement ring?
James Bond: [gives Miss Moneypenny a cigar tube]
I thought you might enjoy one of these.
Miss Moneypenny: [throws the cigar tube in the bin]
How romantic. I know exactly where to put that.
Bond:
Oh Moneypenny, the story of our relationship: close, but no cigar.
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