Samara Weaving Quotes

Jason Carvey: Okay, I think I'm on Hudson. Um, what color's the outside of the restaurant?

Laura Crane: I think it's red.

Jason Carvey: I don't see anything red.

Laura Crane: I, um, I could be wrong. Let me just, um, let me go and have a little look see.

Jason Carvey: Okay. Thank you.

Laura Crane: Hang on. Yep, it's definitely red.

Jason Carvey: Yeah, I don't see anything red here.

Laura Crane: You sure you're on Hudson?

Jason Carvey: Uh...oh, crap. I'm still a block over. Oh, it looks like there's an alley I can cut through. Is the restaurant near an alley?

Laura Crane: [notices a nearby alley] Um... Yes, yes, there is an alley.

Jason Carvey: Oh, perfect. Okay. I'm coming down the alley.

Laura Crane: I don't see you.

Jason Carvey: [Laura crosses the road and walks into the alley] Wait, really? Are you sure? Uh, there's some dumpsters about halfway down.

Laura Crane: I see them, but I don't see you.

Jason Carvey: Yeah, I don't see you either. This is...creepy, right?

Laura Crane: Uh, a little bit.

Jason Carvey: [chuckles] 20th century slashers, huh?

Laura Crane: Yeah. Are you sure you're walking towards Hudson?

Jason Carvey: I'm sure. Oh, wait! I think I see you. Can you wave?

Laura Crane: [waves] Can you see me?

Jason Carvey: Uh, the person I'm looking at isn't waving. They're just staring at me.

Laura Crane: Are you sure?

Jason Carvey: Okay, this is weird. Uh...now they're moving towards me.

Laura Crane: Are you okay?

Jason Carvey: Oh, shit. He's following me.

Laura Crane: [walks straight into the alley] I don't see anybody.

Jason Carvey: Oh, shit! He's after me!

Laura Crane: Where are you?

Jason Carvey: He's got a knife! He's got a knife!

Laura Crane: What? What?

Jason Carvey: And that isn't the worst part! The worst part is...

Ghostface: ...you teach a class about slashers, and you still walked into a dark alley...alone.

Laura Crane: That's not funny.

Ghostface: [Long beat] Ha. No. It’s not.

Ghostface: Now I see something red!

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