Memorable Quotes from Samara Weaving
1 quoteUncertainty in Identifying the Restaurant's Color
Jason Carvey
Okay, I think I'm on Hudson. Um, what color's the outside of the restaurant?
Laura Crane
I think it's red.
Jason Carvey
I don't see anything red.
Laura Crane
I, um, I could be wrong. Let me just, um, let me go and have a little look see.
Jason Carvey
Okay. Thank you.
Laura Crane
Hang on. Yep, it's definitely red.
Jason Carvey
Yeah, I don't see anything red here.
Laura Crane
You sure you're on Hudson?
Jason Carvey
Uh...oh, crap. I'm still a block over. Oh, it looks like there's an alley I can cut through. Is the restaurant near an alley?
Laura Crane
Um... Yes, yes, there is an alley.
[notices a nearby alley]
Jason Carvey
Oh, perfect. Okay. I'm coming down the alley.
Laura Crane
I don't see you.
Jason Carvey
Wait, really? Are you sure? Uh, there's some dumpsters about halfway down.
[Laura crosses the road and walks into the alley]
Laura Crane
I see them, but I don't see you.
Jason Carvey
Yeah, I don't see you either. This is...creepy, right?
Laura Crane
Uh, a little bit.
Jason Carvey
20th century slashers, huh?
[chuckles]
Laura Crane
Yeah. Are you sure you're walking towards Hudson?
Jason Carvey
I'm sure. Oh, wait! I think I see you. Can you wave?
Laura Crane
Can you see me?
[waves]
Jason Carvey
Uh, the person I'm looking at isn't waving. They're just staring at me.
Laura Crane
Are you sure?
Jason Carvey
Okay, this is weird. Uh...now they're moving towards me.
Laura Crane
Are you okay?
Jason Carvey
Oh, shit. He's following me.
Laura Crane
I don't see anybody.
[walks straight into the alley]
Jason Carvey
Oh, shit! He's after me!
Laura Crane
Where are you?
Jason Carvey
He's got a knife! He's got a knife!
Laura Crane
What? What?
Jason Carvey
And that isn't the worst part! The worst part is...
Ghostface
...you teach a class about slashers, and you still walked into a dark alley...alone.
Laura Crane
That's not funny.
Ghostface
Ha. No. It’s not.
[Long beat]
Ghostface
Now I see something red!
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