Samm-Art Williams Quotes

Meurice Look. Personally I don't give a shit. I know Marty's a hard-on but you gotta do something. I don't know; give the money back, say you're sorry, or get the fuck out of here, or something...It's very humiliating, preaching about this shit...I'm not laughing at this, Ray Bob, so you know it's no fucking joke.

Meurice Something pretty fucking weird is going on. Put your coat on and I'll drop you at home. But don't talk to either of em until I do. And don't worry. Believe me. These things always have a logical explanation. Usually.

Ray Is Marty here?

Meurice Not here tonight. Wasn't here last night. He's especially not back in his office.

Ray Thanks, Meurice.

Meurice For what?

Meurice Howdy stranger.

Ray Meurice. Sorry I didn't show last night.

Meurice Wasn't too busy. You missed a good one, though. This white guy walks in about one o'clock, asks if we have a discount for alcoholics... I tell him to get lost, but Marty's sitting here listening and I can tell he's thinking that maybe it ain't such a bad idea.

Abby Looks like the state legislature is out of session.

Meurice I thought this is where they met.

Debra Nice guy.

Meurice Not really. What'd you say your last name was?

Meurice Marty...I thought you were dead. Going home?

Marty No. I think I'll stay right here in hell.

Meurice Kind of a bleak point of view there, isn't it Marty?

Marty Meurice...I don't want that asshole near my money. I don't even want him in the bar.

Meurice We get a lot of assholes in here, Marty.

Meurice Even the fucking dog's gone crazy.