The Cannonball Run - Missed Opportunity for Romance
Fenderbaum: [noticing Blake acting oddly at bar]
What is it?
Jamie Blake:
Look at the chicks! Boy, if they were Methodists, what a shot we could have had of getting laid right here.
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The Cannonball Run - Priests in a Ferrari: A Unique Blessing
Fenderbaum: [Fenderbaum and Blake's Ferrari drives alongside J.J.'s ambulance]
Pull over! We want to give you our blessing!
Victor Prinsi:
J.J., there are two priest in that car. They want us to pull over.
J.J. McClure:
Victor, that's two priests driving a Ferrari. When's the last time you saw two priests drive a Ferrari? What are they doing, taking home the bingo money?
Victor Prinsi:
No, they're doing the work of the Lord. In a Ferrari, they can just do it faster.
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The Cannonball Run - A Playful Exchange About Nicknames
Fenderbaum:
Why'd he call me Shorty?
Jamie Blake:
Cause you're small. Small. S - M - all.
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The Cannonball Run - Divine Support in the Race Ahead
Fenderbaum:
We've got a secret weapon. God is our co-pilot!
The Geek:
You'll need him!
Jamie Blake:
*God* is our co-pilot?
Fenderbaum:
Uh huh...
Jamie Blake:
Remember our car?
Fenderbaum:
Uh huh...
Jamie Blake:
Two seats?
Fenderbaum:
Two seats...
Jamie Blake: [smack; smack]
Where's he gonna sit? Where's he gonna sit?
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Cannonball Run II - Misunderstanding the Blimp's Driver
Blake:
Is the Blimp driving?
Fenderbaum:
No, it's the General.
Blake:
The General? Oh, I'm gonna make a private outta him.
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Cannonball Run II - Fear and Submission Amidst Uncertainty
Blake:
We're gonna die. We're gonna die, we're gonna die. What do you think they're gonna do to us?
Fenderbaum:
I don't know what they're gonna do to you, but since Mr. T ain't here, I'll be too busy licking their boots to see.
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Cannonball Run II - Humorous Exchange on Costumed Characters
Fenderbaum:
It's General Patton and general admission.
J.J. McClure:
Heckle and Jeckle dressed as cops. They oughta arrest their minds for vagrancy.
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