Memorable Quotes from Sammy Davis Jr.
7 quotesPriests in a Ferrari: A Unique Blessing
Fenderbaum
Pull over! We want to give you our blessing!
[Fenderbaum and Blake's Ferrari drives alongside J.J.'s ambulance]
Victor Prinsi
J.J., there are two priest in that car. They want us to pull over.
J.J. McClure
Victor, that's two priests driving a Ferrari. When's the last time you saw two priests drive a Ferrari? What are they doing, taking home the bingo money?
Victor Prinsi
No, they're doing the work of the Lord. In a Ferrari, they can just do it faster.
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Missed Opportunity for Romance
Fenderbaum
What is it?
[noticing Blake acting oddly at bar]
Jamie Blake
Look at the chicks! Boy, if they were Methodists, what a shot we could have had of getting laid right here.
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A Playful Exchange About Nicknames
Fenderbaum
Why'd he call me Shorty?
Jamie Blake
Cause you're small. Small. S - M - all.
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Divine Support in the Race Ahead
Fenderbaum
We've got a secret weapon. God is our co-pilot!
The Geek
You'll need him!
Jamie Blake
*God* is our co-pilot?
Fenderbaum
Uh huh...
Jamie Blake
Remember our car?
Fenderbaum
Uh huh...
Jamie Blake
Two seats?
Fenderbaum
Two seats...
Jamie Blake
Where's he gonna sit? Where's he gonna sit?
[smack; smack]
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Humorous Exchange on Costumed Characters
Fenderbaum
It's General Patton and general admission.
J.J. McClure
Heckle and Jeckle dressed as cops. They oughta arrest their minds for vagrancy.
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Misunderstanding the Blimp's Driver
Blake
Is the Blimp driving?
Fenderbaum
No, it's the General.
Blake
The General? Oh, I'm gonna make a private outta him.
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Fear and Submission Amidst Uncertainty
Blake
We're gonna die. We're gonna die, we're gonna die. What do you think they're gonna do to us?
Fenderbaum
I don't know what they're gonna do to you, but since Mr. T ain't here, I'll be too busy licking their boots to see.
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