Inside Monkey Zetterland - Postpartum Concerns and Sexual Orientation
Imogene:
Now let me ask you something I've always wondered about. After you have the baby, does your pussy ever go back to it's natural tightness?
Cindy:
I'm a dyke. It's not an issue.
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Inside Monkey Zetterland - Criticism and Kindness in Friendship
Imogene: [[performance art]
Tami Peterson has always been hyper-critical of my ]. I mean she even delivered a speech in the quad about it called "Imogene: What do You Mean?" I mean, how could she do that to me? I've always been so nice to her!
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Inside Monkey Zetterland - Confronting Rude Strangers in Everyday Life
Imogene:
Excuse me, very rude and obnoxious stranger.
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Inside Monkey Zetterland - A Call for a Balanced Diet
Imogene:
Una el coka dieta!
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Hudson Hawk - A Distraction During a Serious Discussion
Darwin Mayflower:
The last ingredient in the recipe is Da Vinci's model of a helicopter...
Minerva Mayflower: [[w:Louvre|Louvre]
...on display for three days only at the ] in Paris.
Hudson Hawk:
As opposed to the Louvre in Wisconsin?
Darwin Mayflower:
Shut up! You're gonna make me lose my train of thought.
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Hudson Hawk - Family Dynamics and Financial Arrangements
Darwin Mayflower:
So, Hawkmeister. We've got you clothes, a great hotel and a 250,000 lira per diem.
Minerva Mayflower:
That's 200 dollars a day. So he can get a hooker and some tequila? Veto, Darwin!
Hudson Hawk:
I guess we see who wears the penis in this family.
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Hudson Hawk - A Moment of Realization
Minerva Mayflower:
Eureka, motherfuckers!
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Hudson Hawk - Minerva Mayflower's Playful Expression
Minerva Mayflower:
Bunny, ball ball.
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The King of Comedy - Understanding through Self-Reflection and Rebellion
Masha: [to Langford; Langford mumbles, as he is bound and gagged; Langford mumbles again]
I've got so much to tell you I just don't know what to begin with. Are you okay? Good. Tell me if you're not. I guess you're wondering why I do stuff like this. I think it's because I'm a Leo, but my shrink says I'm pathologically rebellious and self-destructive. You don't think I'm self-destructive, do you? I knew you wouldn't. That's cause you're the only person in the world who really understands me.
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The King of Comedy - Friendship's Uncertainty in Crisis Moments
Masha: [to Pupkin, about Langford]
All of a sudden, with a gun on him, he wants to make up and be friends. And, once he's out the door, what happens then?
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