Sandra Bernhard Quotes

Masha All of a sudden, with a gun on him, he wants to make up and be friends. And, once he's out the door, what happens then?

Imogene Una el coka dieta!

Imogene Tami Peterson has always been hyper-critical of my ]. I mean she even delivered a speech in the quad about it called "Imogene: What do You Mean?" I mean, how could she do that to me? I've always been so nice to her!

Masha I've got so much to tell you I just don't know what to begin with. Are you okay? Good. Tell me if you're not. I guess you're wondering why I do stuff like this. I think it's because I'm a Leo, but my shrink says I'm pathologically rebellious and self-destructive. You don't think I'm self-destructive, do you? I knew you wouldn't. That's cause you're the only person in the world who really understands me.

Darwin Mayflower The last ingredient in the recipe is Da Vinci's model of a helicopter...

Minerva Mayflower ...on display for three days only at the ] in Paris.

Hudson Hawk As opposed to the Louvre in Wisconsin?

Darwin Mayflower Shut up! You're gonna make me lose my train of thought.

Imogene Excuse me, very rude and obnoxious stranger.

Minerva Mayflower Bunny, ball ball.

Darwin Mayflower So, Hawkmeister. We've got you clothes, a great hotel and a 250,000 lira per diem.

Minerva Mayflower That's 200 dollars a day. So he can get a hooker and some tequila? Veto, Darwin!

Hudson Hawk I guess we see who wears the penis in this family.

Imogene Now let me ask you something I've always wondered about. After you have the baby, does your pussy ever go back to it's natural tightness?

Cindy I'm a dyke. It's not an issue.

Minerva Mayflower Eureka, motherfuckers!