Under the Tuscan Sun - The Eerie Awareness of Italian Trees
Patti:
There's something strange about these trees. It's like they know.
Frances:
And they know that we know that they know.
Patti:
They're creepy. Creepy Italian trees. Of course, the baby's going to like them cause it's going to be a creepy Italian baby who goes around saying things like Ciao mama and doing that weird backward hand wave thing. Life is strange.
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Under the Tuscan Sun - Inner Voice on a Tuscan Journey
Patti:
Think of your inner voice.
Frances:
Inner voice... "What the fuck am I doing on a gay tour of Tuscany?
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Under the Tuscan Sun - Struggling to Find Breath After Heartbreak
Patti:
Jesus, Frances, how do you do it — how do you ever breathe again?
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Under the Tuscan Sun - Facing Life's Crossroads with Courage
Patti:
You know when you come across one of those empty shell people, and you think "What the hell happened to you?" Well there came a time in each one of those lives where they are standing at a crossroads... someplace where they had to decide whether to turn left or right. This is no time to be a chicken-shit, Frances.
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Under the Tuscan Sun - The Peculiarity of Life
Patti:
Life is strange.
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Defendor - Questioning Morality in Difficult Situations
Arthur:
Doctor, when I put Kat's dad into the garbage, was that wrong?
Dr. Park:
There are probably better ways to deal with people like that.
Arthur:
So it was wrong?
Dr. Park:
I'm not sure, Arthur.
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Bean - Celebrity Knowledge in Art Contexts
Bernice Schimmel:
I genuinely believe that we could get Jon Bon Jovi.
David Langley:
Jon Bon Jovi? To unveil, "Whistler's Mother"?
Bernice Schimmel:
Yes.
David Langley: [pause a little]
I've got nothing against Jon Bon Jovi. The man has had two great hairstyles in the last ten years, which is an achievement not to be sniffed at. But so far as I know, Mr Jovi knows absolutely nothing about 19th-century Impressionism. At least he has not mentioned it in any of his recent songs.
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