The Million Dollar Duck - A Husband's Unusual Desire for His Wife
Katie Dooley:
Some husband; he wants his wife in jail!
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The Million Dollar Duck - Value of Gold Over Trinkets
Katie Dooley:
Trinket?! Haven't you bankers ever heard of gold?
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The Million Dollar Duck - The Illogical Spending of Albert Dooley
Katie Dooley:
Oh, Albert, it makes no sense! You're spending all that money when you have a wife who could pack you a nice, little lunch!
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The Million Dollar Duck - A Mother's Concern for Her Husband's Stress
Katie Dooley:
Jimmy, don't bother your father with that now. He's got little enough on his mind as it is.
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