D.E.B.S. - Confronting the Devil's Influence
Amy: [at Endgame, Amy delivers the formal acceptance speech Max wrote for her]
If there is corruption in this city, Lucy Diamond is behind it.
Amy:
If there is indecency to be found, she is the root. If there is evil in this world, its name is Lucy Diamond. It's not until moments like this when you are forced to take stock of yourself that you see what you are made of. It's not until moments like this when you have to remember what's right and true. Because it's moments like this when you discover what it truly means to be a D.E.B.
Amy:
Which is why I can't accept this award from you tonight. Because, the truth is, the times I spent with Lucy Diamond were the happiest days of my life. And the only brave thing I've done this whole time is what I'm doing now. So if you'll excuse me, I have a date with the devil.
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D.E.B.S. - First Impressions and Unexpected Conversations
Amy:
Do you remember what I said to you the first time we met?
Max:
High-protein diets are overrated".
Amy:
After that.
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D.E.B.S. - Unexpected Consequences of Personal Relationships
Mrs. Petrie:
Are you kidding me? We conduct a nationwide manhunt for you and you're boning the suspect? Did you think this was a joke? "Let's divert federal resources and man-hours so I can have my collegiate lesbian fling in style.
Amy:
I was doing research.
Mrs. Petrie:
I'll bet.
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D.E.B.S. - A Playful Exchange Between Friends
Lucy:
Did you just snap my bra?
Amy:
No.
Lucy:
Yeah, you did. That hasn't happened to me since sixth grade.
Amy:
I was trying to be smooth.
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D.E.B.S. - Misunderstanding the Definition of Criminals
Lucy:
I didn't even want to be a criminal. I wanted to be a pirate.
Lucy: [chuckling confusedly]
What?
Amy:
Pirates are criminals.
Lucy:
Oh. Whoops.
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D.E.B.S. - A Choice Between Risk and Security
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D.E.B.S. - Reputation and Perception in Relationships
Janet:
Everybody's talking about it.
Amy:
About what?
Janet:
How you met Lucy and lived to tell about it. They're calling you a hero, when really you're a slut!
Amy:
Shut up!
Janet: [lowers voice]
A gay slut!
Amy:
I'm not gay!
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D.E.B.S. - Conflicted Feelings About Attraction and Friendship
Amy:
Nothing happened.
Janet:
She was totally going to kiss you. You are so into her!
Amy:
I am not!
Janet:
You violated a prime directive. Plus, hello, it's a girl. You're so busted!
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D.E.B.S. - Fashion Finds in Unexpected Places
Janet:
I have the sweater she's wearing, but in taupe.
Amy:
Really? Where did you get it?
Janet:
Target.
Amy:
No way.
Dominique:
Silence!
Janet: [whispering]
They also have it in teal.
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D.E.B.S. - Reasons for Joining the Adventure
Lucy: [after Amy refuses to go out with her]
Why not?
Amy: [still with her weapon trained on Lucy]
Like a zillion reasons!
Lucy: [giggles]
Well now you have to come with me.
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D.E.B.S. - Recognition of Lucy Diamond's Authenticity
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D.E.B.S. - Friendship and Rivalry in the Academy
Max:
Who's your best friend?
Amy:
You are my best friend.
Max:
And what did I say to you the very first day of Academy?
Amy:
That's my bunk, bitch.
Max:
Okay, after I said that.
Amy:
D.E.B.S. stick together.
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