Barely Legal - Deciding the Next Step Together
Matt:
Alright, so now what? Do we make this thing?
Deacon:
I don't know. Maybe we should just call it quits.
Ashley:
Hey, guys.
Deacon:
Oh, Ash, hey. What are you doing here?
Ashley:
I need you.
Fred:
What?!
Ashley: [Deacon puts on a puzzled expression]
I need you to make this movie. For my reel.
Deacon:
Well, actually we were just talking about...
Ashley: [suddenly touches Deacon's face]
...Oh, wow. You have an eyelash, Deacon. Make a wish.
Deacon: [gently blows the eyelash from her finger and starts narrating; [w:Testosterone|Testosterone]
] is a drug more powerful than heroin. And girls know it. They use our obsession against us, to get flowers and class rings and commitments. And in Ashley's case, full length adult videos. But come on, if she hadn't come back, we could have stopped. But we were weak. And at that moment, if Ashley would have asked us to jump off a bridge...as I'm sure you can guess...we would have done it. We had to finish the film.
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Barely Legal - Introduction of Naomi to Mrs. Lewis
Mrs. Lewis: [from the dinner table]
Deacon? Who is it?
Naomi: [walks in to the dinner table]
Hi, Mrs. Lewis, I'm Naomi.
Deacon:
Christ...this is Naomi and she's my...my good...
Naomi:
...Girlfriend.
Mrs. Lewis:
His...his girlfriend?
Max (K):
Deacon has TWO girlfriends?!
Deacon: [whispering]
I'm gonna break your arm around, Max.
Naomi: [to Max]
What do you mean?
Max (K): [points at her]
Deacon's OTHER girlfriend is having dinner with us.
Deacon:
Oh, God. I can explain.
Mr. Lewis: [Casually]
Naomi, this is Deacon's other girlfriend, Ashley.
Ashley:
Hi.
Naomi:
Oh my God. How old are you, you slut?
Ashley:
Eighteen.
Naomi: [looking at Deacon; leaves Deacon's house]
I thought you were a nice guy.
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Barely Legal - Age and Perception in Conversation
Ashley:
Johnson sounds like a complete moron.
Mr. Lewis: [holds her palm tightly with his own palm in excitement]
Exacly!
Mrs. Lewis:
Ashley...I have a personal question for you. Exactly how old are you?
Ashley:
Oh, well, I'm nineteen. But I, ah, I tell people I'm eighteen, right?
Deacon: [joins his father in laughter]
Eighteen...I, it's just...isn't that funny?
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Barely Legal - Dinner Invitation Amidst Uncertainty
Mrs. Lewis:
I...I am really sorry, Ashley. I just didn't know he had a girlfriend.
Mr. Lewis:
Say, would you like to stay for dinner tonight?
Deacon:
Oh, no, no. Ashley has this, this...
Ashley:
...Okay.
Mr. Lewis: [presents his hand for a handshake]
Great, I'm Art.
Mrs. Lewis: [quickly slaps his hand away before Ashley removes her hands from covering her breasts]
Oh, stop.
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Barely Legal - Unexpected Help in a Confusing Moment
Deacon:
Hmm, Ashley, maybe you could help him out.
Jake:
Yeah. Wait, what?
Ashley: [Casually]
Okay.
Ashley: [after Jake howls twice and then has a premature ejaculation on her hand]
Oh! Oh, God.
Matt:
Wait, I'm not set up for that shot!
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