Memorable Quotes from Sarah-Jane Potts
5 quotesDinner Invitation Amidst Uncertainty
Mrs. Lewis
I...I am really sorry, Ashley. I just didn't know he had a girlfriend.
Mr. Lewis
Say, would you like to stay for dinner tonight?
Deacon
Oh, no, no. Ashley has this, this...
Ashley
...Okay.
Mr. Lewis
Great, I'm Art.
[presents his hand for a handshake]
Mrs. Lewis
Oh, stop.
[quickly slaps his hand away before Ashley removes her hands from covering her breasts]
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Introduction of Naomi to Mrs. Lewis
Mrs. Lewis
Deacon? Who is it?
[from the dinner table]
Naomi
Hi, Mrs. Lewis, I'm Naomi.
[walks in to the dinner table]
Deacon
Christ...this is Naomi and she's my...my good...
Naomi
...Girlfriend.
Mrs. Lewis
His...his girlfriend?
Max (K)
Deacon has TWO girlfriends?!
Deacon
I'm gonna break your arm around, Max.
[whispering]
Naomi
What do you mean?
[to Max]
Max (K)
Deacon's OTHER girlfriend is having dinner with us.
[points at her]
Deacon
Oh, God. I can explain.
Mr. Lewis
Naomi, this is Deacon's other girlfriend, Ashley.
[Casually]
Ashley
Hi.
Naomi
Oh my God. How old are you, you slut?
Ashley
Eighteen.
Naomi
I thought you were a nice guy.
[looking at Deacon; leaves Deacon's house]
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Unexpected Help in a Confusing Moment
Deacon
Hmm, Ashley, maybe you could help him out.
Jake
Yeah. Wait, what?
Ashley
Okay.
[Casually]
Ashley
Oh! Oh, God.
[after Jake howls twice and then has a premature ejaculation on her hand]
Matt
Wait, I'm not set up for that shot!
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Deciding the Next Step Together
Matt
Alright, so now what? Do we make this thing?
Deacon
I don't know. Maybe we should just call it quits.
Ashley
Hey, guys.
Deacon
Oh, Ash, hey. What are you doing here?
Ashley
I need you.
Fred
What?!
Ashley
I need you to make this movie. For my reel.
[Deacon puts on a puzzled expression]
Deacon
Well, actually we were just talking about...
Ashley
...Oh, wow. You have an eyelash, Deacon. Make a wish.
[suddenly touches Deacon's face]
Deacon
] is a drug more powerful than heroin. And girls know it. They use our obsession against us, to get flowers and class rings and commitments. And in Ashley's case, full length adult videos. But come on, if she hadn't come back, we could have stopped. But we were weak. And at that moment, if Ashley would have asked us to jump off a bridge...as I'm sure you can guess...we would have done it. We had to finish the film.
[gently blows the eyelash from her finger and starts narrating; [w:Testosterone|Testosterone]
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Age and Perception in Conversation
Ashley
Johnson sounds like a complete moron.
Mr. Lewis
Exacly!
[holds her palm tightly with his own palm in excitement]
Mrs. Lewis
Ashley...I have a personal question for you. Exactly how old are you?
Ashley
Oh, well, I'm nineteen. But I, ah, I tell people I'm eighteen, right?
Deacon
Eighteen...I, it's just...isn't that funny?
[joins his father in laughter]
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