Memorable Quotes from Sarah Jessica Parker
24 quotesFacing Harsh Realities of Life
Carrie Bradshaw
Sweetie, you shit your pants this year. Maybe you're done.
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The Complexity of Happily Ever After
Carrie Bradshaw
We were perfectly happy before we decided to live happily ever after.
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Escape from a Food Coma
Carrie Bradshaw
Let's go down to the hotel for dinner tonight, I need to get myself out of my Mexi-coma.
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The Dangers of Labels in Relationships
Carrie Bradshaw
Some labels are best left in the closet.
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Charlotte's Fashion Mishap in the Spotlight
Carrie Bradshaw
Charlotte Poughkeepsied in her pants.
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Lunch and Enema: A Unique Experience
SanDeE
So, what do you think?
[after they get enemas together]
Harris
I think it was a total washout.
SanDeE
God, it really clears out your head.
Harris
Head? Head? You should go back in there and tell them they're doing it wrong. Well, it was a great lunch and enema, thanks.
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The Importance of Friendship in Single Life
Carrie Bradshaw
Year after year, my single girlfriends were my salvation.
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Critique of Passionate Filmmaking
Dolores Fuller
You people are INSANE! You're wasting your lives making shit! Nobody cares! These movies... are TERRIBLE!
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A Bird on My Head
Carrie Bradshaw
I put a bird on my head.
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Moment of Triumph
Paula
Who's laughing now?
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Love Over Logic
Carrie Bradshaw
It wasn't logic, it was love.
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Fashion Rivalry and Personal Reflection
Carrie Bradshaw
And just like that, Vivienne Westwood kicked my sweet little suit's ass.
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Searching for Labels and Love in New York
Carrie Bradshaw
Year after year, twenty-something women come to New York in search of the two "L"s: Labels & Love.
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Big's Unconventional Approach to Life
Carrie Bradshaw
When Big colors... he rarely stays inside the lines.
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The Search for Love and Identity
Carrie Bradshaw
Twenty years ago, I was one of them. Having got the knack for labels early...I concentrated on my search for Love.
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Vacation Plans and Beach Dreams
Bunny Breckinridge
Guess where I'm going next week.
Ed Wood
I don't know. Where?
Bunny
Me-hee-co. Guess what I'm doing when I get there.
Ed
I don't know — lie on a beach.
Bunny
Wrong. I'm getting my first series of hormone injections. And when those girls kick in, they're gonna take out my organs and make me... a woman.
Ed
Are you serious?
Bunny
It's something I've wanted to do for a long time. But it wasn't until I saw your movie that I realized I have to take action! Goodbye, penis!
Dolores Fuller
Would you please keep it down?
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Learning from Tripp's Journey
Paula
Oh, Tripp is just cruising through the steps. In fact, I think tomorrow I'm gonna let him teach me something.
[to Kit]
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Perceptions of Normalcy and Acceptance
Dolores Fuller
How can you walk around like that in front of all these people?
Ed
Well, hon, look around. Nobody's bothered but you.
Dolores
Ed, this isn't the real world! You've surrounded yourself with a bunch of weirdos!
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Reviving a Lost Spirit
Carrie Bradshaw
You brought me back to life.
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Eternal Commitment in Love
Carrie Bradshaw
Ever mine. Ever Thine. Ever Ours.
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Missing Sweater Revealed in Conversation
Dolores Fuller
So that's where my sweater's been.
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Fairytales and Real Life's Twists
Carrie Bradshaw
After years of living in the city I assumed that if my friends and I ever got our fairytale endings, that would be the end of the story. But real life always has a twist.
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The Wedding Overshadowed the Relationship
Carrie Bradshaw
I let the wedding get bigger than Big!
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A Conversation About Authenticity and Perception
Harris
SanDeE, your... your breasts feel weird.
SanDeE
Oh, that's cause they're real.
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