The Wedding Date - Unexpected Reunion and Unfiltered Confessions
TJ: [sees Kat with Jeffery]
Oh my God! Oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God! Top Kat! Ooooh! Where the bloody hell have you been? I have gynaecologists that call more often.
Kat:
You have more than one gynaecologist?
TJ: [turns to Jeffery]
You have to play them off. Otherwise they think you're easy. Hello, arsehole. Listen, since you dumped my cousin brutally, and without cause, you won't mind if I just steal her away will you? Thanks
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The Wedding Date - Questioning Kat's Choice in Partners
TJ: [about Nick]
Can you believe Kat gets to shag this guy? No, really, you should send God a bottle of wine or a quiche or something.
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The Wedding Date - A Humorous Request for a Drink
TJ:
Will someone buy my Hoo-Ha a drink?
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The Wedding Date - Unexpected Realization of Emotion
TJ: [after seeing Nick wink]
Oh God. I think I've just come.
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The Wedding Date - Choosing the Right Partner Over the Wrong One
TJ: [to Kat, about Jeffrey and Nick]
Darling, why spend anymore time on that horse's ass when Mr. Tie-Me-Up-Tie-Me-Down is standing right over there?
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The Wedding Date - Mutual Attraction in Complicated Relationships
TJ: [to Kat and Amy]
The only thing that you two have in common is that you're both secretly attracted to me.
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