Memorable Quotes from Sarah Parish
6 quotesQuestioning Kat's Choice in Partners
TJ
Can you believe Kat gets to shag this guy? No, really, you should send God a bottle of wine or a quiche or something.
[about Nick]
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Mutual Attraction in Complicated Relationships
TJ
The only thing that you two have in common is that you're both secretly attracted to me.
[to Kat and Amy]
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Unexpected Reunion and Unfiltered Confessions
TJ
Oh my God! Oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God! Top Kat! Ooooh! Where the bloody hell have you been? I have gynaecologists that call more often.
[sees Kat with Jeffery]
Kat
You have more than one gynaecologist?
TJ
You have to play them off. Otherwise they think you're easy. Hello, arsehole. Listen, since you dumped my cousin brutally, and without cause, you won't mind if I just steal her away will you? Thanks
[turns to Jeffery]
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A Humorous Request for a Drink
TJ
Will someone buy my Hoo-Ha a drink?
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Unexpected Realization of Emotion
TJ
Oh God. I think I've just come.
[after seeing Nick wink]
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Choosing the Right Partner Over the Wrong One
TJ
Darling, why spend anymore time on that horse's ass when Mr. Tie-Me-Up-Tie-Me-Down is standing right over there?
[to Kat, about Jeffrey and Nick]
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