American Outlaws - Toughness and Fear in a Dangerous Town
Cole Younger:
You tell anyone I said this, I'll have to kill you, cause everyone knows I'm the toughest man in this town. But you are one terrifying son of a bitch with them guns.
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Into the Blue - Threats and Tensions Between Friends
Jared:
Remember I told you. If anything happened to Sam, I was going to kill you?
Bryce:
Oh, don't do that.
Bryce:
Don't hit me with the fucking chair.
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Into the Blue - Moral Dilemma in Discovering Bodies
Sam:
We found bodies. Don't you think we should tell someone?
Bryce:
They're drug dealers, Sam. They're not missionaries flying care packages to starving kids in Africa, okay? Don't worry, their girlfriends will have new pimps before the milk in the refrigerator goes bad. It's fine.
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Into the Blue - Shark Encounter Highlights Diver's Priorities
Bryce:
Get out of the water. There are sharks everywhere, look.
Jared:
Give me my mask and my fins real quick.
Bryce:
You - No, you don't need a mask. There's a shark. I swear to God. He's big, he looks like Jaws. Get out.
Jared:
Yeah, I know. But I lost my watch.
Bryce:
You lost - ? You need an arm to wear a watch. Would you get out of the water, stupid? Please?
Jared:
Sam gave me this watch for my birthday.
Bryce:
I don't care! Sam, get...
Bryce:
What are you doing?
Sam:
He's fine. They're just curious.
Bryce:
Oh, curious as to what? As to what? What his ass tastes like?
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Into the Blue - Misunderstandings Among New Acquaintances
Jared:
So how long you know this one for?
Bryce:
I don't know, about 14 hours now. Picked her up last night at The Mercer Club.
Amanda:
Nuh-uh. I picked you up last night. Don't start lying already.
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Into the Blue - Confrontation Among Friends in Crisis
Bryce:
Sam, Amanda. Stop, alright. We are all in this together, now right?
Sam:
Not me. Not anymore.
Amanda:
Bye.
Jared: [''Sam starts leaving, Jared goes after her'']
Sam, Sam, Sam...
Sam:
See you on the 10:00 News.
Jared:
What?
Sam:
You heard me.
Jared:
Come on, Sam. Come on, what are you doing?
Sam:
What is wrong with you? A week ago, you had too much integrity to work for scubabob and now you are working for freaking drug dealers?
Jared:
Baby...
Sam:
I believe in you more than in the prospect of any treasure.
Jared:
If we do this, just this one time... and it's over. That's it.
Sam:
It's already over.
Jared:
No. Come on, what are you taking about? Sam, come on! Sam, come on!
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Meet Dave - Conflict Between Enthusiasm and Professionalism
Dooley:
Come on, this is going to be great. A fireball? How often do we get a call like that?
Knox:
Do me a favor, okay? Act like a cop and stop caring.
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Meet Dave - Police Sergeant Assigns Task to Officers
Police Sergeant:
Knox, Dooley. Got a report on some kind of fireball or something like that over on Liberty Island? Check it out.
Dooley:
A fireball? Ho, we'll get right on it.
Knox:
Sarge, can't you get somebody else to handle it? Come on, we just pulled an all-nighter.
Police Sergeant: [sarcastically]
Aw. I'm so sorry, Mr. Knox. Tell you what, lie down in my office and I'll come by with your blankie and you can get yourself a nice nap.
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Varsity Blues - Humorous Commentary on Physical Appearance
Charlie Tweeder:
Looks like she fell out of the I-wanna-suck-your-dick tree and hit every branch on the way down!
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Varsity Blues - Confronting Vulnerability and Freedom in Unusual Circumstances
Charlie Tweeder:
Well we're all naked in there and we've got handcuffs and cool shit to play with so take off your clothes and get in the car.
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Varsity Blues - A Command for Focus and Attention
Charlie Tweeder: [[nipples]
Ladies, shut up and hold on to your ]!
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Varsity Blues - Unexpected Arrest and Unusual Demands
Charlie Tweeder:
Jonathan Moxon you're are under arrest for not being naked with some sophomore chick who wants to bathe you with her tongue, now take off your goddamn clothes and get in the car.
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Varsity Blues - Facing Consequences of Poor Choices
Charlie Tweeder: [after stealing a cop car]
I'm gonna go to jail!
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Varsity Blues - Morning Greetings and a Question
Charlie Tweeder: [Mooning Mox and Billy Bob through the truck window]
Good moonin, Boys! Good moonin! I have been up since the crack of dawn and I had to ass you a question.
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Ocean's Twelve - Questioning Authority in Ocean's Twelve
Turk Malloy: [to Linus]
Who died and made you Danny?
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