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Scott Caan Quotes

Actor

Memorable Quotes from Scott Caan

15 quotes
American Outlaws
Toughness and Fear in a Dangerous Town
Cole Younger You tell anyone I said this, I'll have to kill you, cause everyone knows I'm the toughest man in this town. But you are one terrifying son of a bitch with them guns.
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Into the Blue
Misunderstandings Among New Acquaintances
Jared So how long you know this one for?
Bryce I don't know, about 14 hours now. Picked her up last night at The Mercer Club.
Amanda Nuh-uh. I picked you up last night. Don't start lying already.
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Into the Blue
Threats and Tensions Between Friends
Jared Remember I told you. If anything happened to Sam, I was going to kill you?
Bryce Oh, don't do that.
Bryce Don't hit me with the fucking chair.
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Varsity Blues
Humorous Commentary on Physical Appearance
Charlie Tweeder Looks like she fell out of the I-wanna-suck-your-dick tree and hit every branch on the way down!
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Varsity Blues
Confronting Vulnerability and Freedom in Unusual Circumstances
Charlie Tweeder Well we're all naked in there and we've got handcuffs and cool shit to play with so take off your clothes and get in the car.
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Into the Blue
Confrontation Among Friends in Crisis
Bryce Sam, Amanda. Stop, alright. We are all in this together, now right?
Sam Not me. Not anymore.
Amanda Bye.
Jared Sam, Sam, Sam...
[''Sam starts leaving, Jared goes after her'']
Sam See you on the 10:00 News.
Jared What?
Sam You heard me.
Jared Come on, Sam. Come on, what are you doing?
Sam What is wrong with you? A week ago, you had too much integrity to work for scubabob and now you are working for freaking drug dealers?
Jared Baby...
Sam I believe in you more than in the prospect of any treasure.
Jared If we do this, just this one time... and it's over. That's it.
Sam It's already over.
Jared No. Come on, what are you taking about? Sam, come on! Sam, come on!
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Varsity Blues
A Command for Focus and Attention
Charlie Tweeder Ladies, shut up and hold on to your ]!
[[nipples]
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Varsity Blues
Morning Greetings and a Question
Charlie Tweeder Good moonin, Boys! Good moonin! I have been up since the crack of dawn and I had to ass you a question.
[Mooning Mox and Billy Bob through the truck window]
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Into the Blue
Moral Dilemma in Discovering Bodies
Sam We found bodies. Don't you think we should tell someone?
Bryce They're drug dealers, Sam. They're not missionaries flying care packages to starving kids in Africa, okay? Don't worry, their girlfriends will have new pimps before the milk in the refrigerator goes bad. It's fine.
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Into the Blue
Shark Encounter Highlights Diver's Priorities
Bryce Get out of the water. There are sharks everywhere, look.
Jared Give me my mask and my fins real quick.
Bryce You - No, you don't need a mask. There's a shark. I swear to God. He's big, he looks like Jaws. Get out.
Jared Yeah, I know. But I lost my watch.
Bryce You lost - ? You need an arm to wear a watch. Would you get out of the water, stupid? Please?
Jared Sam gave me this watch for my birthday.
Bryce I don't care! Sam, get...
Bryce What are you doing?
Sam He's fine. They're just curious.
Bryce Oh, curious as to what? As to what? What his ass tastes like?
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Varsity Blues
Facing Consequences of Poor Choices
Charlie Tweeder I'm gonna go to jail!
[after stealing a cop car]
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Meet Dave
Police Sergeant Assigns Task to Officers
Police Sergeant Knox, Dooley. Got a report on some kind of fireball or something like that over on Liberty Island? Check it out.
Dooley A fireball? Ho, we'll get right on it.
Knox Sarge, can't you get somebody else to handle it? Come on, we just pulled an all-nighter.
Police Sergeant Aw. I'm so sorry, Mr. Knox. Tell you what, lie down in my office and I'll come by with your blankie and you can get yourself a nice nap.
[sarcastically]
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Ocean's Twelve
Questioning Authority in Ocean's Twelve
Turk Malloy Who died and made you Danny?
[to Linus]
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Varsity Blues
Unexpected Arrest and Unusual Demands
Charlie Tweeder Jonathan Moxon you're are under arrest for not being naked with some sophomore chick who wants to bathe you with her tongue, now take off your goddamn clothes and get in the car.
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Meet Dave
Conflict Between Enthusiasm and Professionalism
Dooley Come on, this is going to be great. A fireball? How often do we get a call like that?
Knox Do me a favor, okay? Act like a cop and stop caring.
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