Memorable Quotes from Sean Giambrone
6 quotesCasual greeting with a humorous twist
Montgomery
Hi Ashley, how's your night going? Grood? "Grood"? Shart.
[to self; head explodes]
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Humorous Confession About Personal Hygiene
Montgomery
Well, no one's got dirtier undies than me. Not from poop, to be clear. Or cum...
[pause; beat]
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Exploring Connection Among Resident Assistants
Sidney
And I guess I'm just looking for ways to connect with the other RAs. Um, like, you know, what do you guys do in your free time?
Montgomery
Oh, not much. Sometimes I Google "is my penis foreskin too long?
Sidney
Hm. Yeah, well... I guess I meant more like communal activities. Like, do you guys go to the gym together or exercise or—
Montgomery
I only go to the gym to sneak peeks at other guys foreskin to see if mine is way longer than normal!
Jack
What the fuck?
[whispered]
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Consideration for Others’ Perspectives
Montgomery
I mean, maybe you could stand to think a little bit more about other people's dicks.
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Unexpected Chaos on a Quiet Night
Montgomery
Cheese and rice! I just wanted a quiet night, and now I'm gonna get chainsaw-fucked by the Rat King from The Nutcracker!
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Discussion of a Unique Music Genre
Ashley
Well, I guess technically, it's new wave, non-consensual Death Metal Folk.
Montgomery
Uh, what type of instruments is that?
Ashley
So, George plays guitar, Simon's on horns, Tina's on drums, and I play Dudley.
Montgomery
You play Dudley?
Ashley
Yeah! I hook him up to this machine that simulates the pains of childbirth, and then I create harmonies from his extracted screams.
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