Meet the Spartans - Victory's Cost in War
Leonidas:
We may have won the battle, but they will win the war!
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Meet the Spartans - Leonidas Rejects Misidentification in Tense Exchange
Le Chiffre:
Tell me Mr. Bond, what is the account number?
Leonidas:
(tied to a chair) Who the hell is Mr. Bond? I'm Leonidas!
Le Chiffre:
You're testing my patience, Double-o.
Leonidas: [gets harassed in the rear]
I told you, I am not double-oooo! Ooooo! Little Miss Sunshine!
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Meet the Spartans - Unexpected Family Revelations in Sparta
Captain:
I'm gonna go Hercules on your ass!
Leonidas:
Who is that? (looking at a hunk coming)
Captain:
That's my son. Sonio.
Leonidas:
Well, he's got a huge package.
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Meet the Spartans - Humorous Exchange Between Characters
Urban Girl:
Yo mama's so fat, her pant size is, um... um... Bitch, lose some weight!
Leonidas:
Yo mama's so hairy, the only language she speaks is Wookiee!
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Meet the Spartans - Leonidas Voices Frustration and Desire
Leonidas: [picks up subway sandwich]
No mayo? This is bullshit!
Leonidas:
I had always wanted to do a fat chick.
Leonidas: [cut to Dilio, where he is seen with a paint artist painting abdominal muscles on his heavyset belly. Dilio starts to laugh.]
The Oracle also said that our painted-on abs look fake! But I beg to differ!
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Meet the Spartans - Spartan Greetings: A Unique Tradition Explained
Messenger: [Leonidas has kissed the Persian's messenger on the mouth]
What the hell was was that?!
Leonidas:
What?
Messenger:
You just kissed me!
Leonidas:
That is how men of Sparta greet one another: high-fives for the women and open-mouthed tongue kisses for the men.
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Meet the Spartans - Leonidas Prepares for War Against Persia
Leonidas:
I'm assembling an army to go to war with Persia. I'm going to take them in the rear... and then I'm gonna reach around, and I'm gonna take them again from the front!
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Meet the Spartans - An Unhistorical Statement by Leonidas
Leonidas:
this is from the movie and is not historically accurate...
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Meet the Spartans - A Declaration of Spartan Identity
Leonidas:
THIS IS SPARTA!!!
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Meet the Spartans - Leonidas Questions Sonio's Large Wooden Box
Leonidas:
Who is that (about Sonio) Well, he's got a huge package (indicating a wooden box)
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Meet the Spartans - Humorous Insult from Leonidas
Leonidas:
Yo Mama's so hairy, the only language she speaks is Wookie!
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Meet the Spartans - Leonidas Defends His Abs Against the Oracle
Leonidas:
The Oracle also said that our painted-on abs look fake! But I beg to differ!
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Meet the Spartans - Spartan Greetings: A Unique Tradition
Leonidas:
That is how "men" greet each other in Sparta: high-fives for the women and open-mouthed tongue kisses for the men.
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Meet the Spartans - Unpleasant Odor Acknowledged by Leonidas
Leonidas: [as penguin farts and shits into his face and mouth]
Aw it smells!
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