Memorable Quotes from Sean Maguire
14 quotesHumorous Exchange Between Characters
Urban Girl
Yo mama's so fat, her pant size is, um... um... Bitch, lose some weight!
Leonidas
Yo mama's so hairy, the only language she speaks is Wookiee!
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Leonidas Prepares for War Against Persia
Leonidas
I'm assembling an army to go to war with Persia. I'm going to take them in the rear... and then I'm gonna reach around, and I'm gonna take them again from the front!
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An Unhistorical Statement by Leonidas
Leonidas
this is from the movie and is not historically accurate...
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Leonidas Voices Frustration and Desire
Leonidas
No mayo? This is bullshit!
[picks up subway sandwich]
Leonidas
I had always wanted to do a fat chick.
Leonidas
The Oracle also said that our painted-on abs look fake! But I beg to differ!
[cut to Dilio, where he is seen with a paint artist painting abdominal muscles on his heavyset belly. Dilio starts to laugh.]
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Humorous Insult from Leonidas
Leonidas
Yo Mama's so hairy, the only language she speaks is Wookie!
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Unpleasant Odor Acknowledged by Leonidas
Leonidas
Aw it smells!
[as penguin farts and shits into his face and mouth]
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Leonidas Questions Sonio's Large Wooden Box
Leonidas
Who is that (about Sonio) Well, he's got a huge package (indicating a wooden box)
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Leonidas Defends His Abs Against the Oracle
Leonidas
The Oracle also said that our painted-on abs look fake! But I beg to differ!
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Victory's Cost in War
Leonidas
We may have won the battle, but they will win the war!
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Spartan Greetings: A Unique Tradition
Leonidas
That is how "men" greet each other in Sparta: high-fives for the women and open-mouthed tongue kisses for the men.
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Leonidas Rejects Misidentification in Tense Exchange
Le Chiffre
Tell me Mr. Bond, what is the account number?
Leonidas
(tied to a chair) Who the hell is Mr. Bond? I'm Leonidas!
Le Chiffre
You're testing my patience, Double-o.
Leonidas
I told you, I am not double-oooo! Ooooo! Little Miss Sunshine!
[gets harassed in the rear]
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Unexpected Family Revelations in Sparta
Captain
I'm gonna go Hercules on your ass!
Leonidas
Who is that? (looking at a hunk coming)
Captain
That's my son. Sonio.
Leonidas
Well, he's got a huge package.
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Spartan Greetings: A Unique Tradition Explained
Messenger
What the hell was was that?!
[Leonidas has kissed the Persian's messenger on the mouth]
Leonidas
What?
Messenger
You just kissed me!
Leonidas
That is how men of Sparta greet one another: high-fives for the women and open-mouthed tongue kisses for the men.
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A Declaration of Spartan Identity
Leonidas
THIS IS SPARTA!!!
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