I'll Be Home for Christmas - Unexpected Comparison of Experiences
Max: [''after Jake couldn't convince Marjorie to forgive Max'']
So, how'd it go?
Jake:
You know what a swirlie is?
Max:
You mean when somebody jams your head in a toilet bowl and flushes it?
Jake:
Yeah, it was basically like that.
Max:
Ah, man!
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I'll Be Home for Christmas - Romantic Expectations in a Lighthearted Exchange
Jake:
Say something romantic.
Max:
Huh.
Jake:
Say somethi با ها ق آن را بگن در ری ببتنم کند رزنگذرزبهبز گرن تر ژ باng apologetic.
Max:
Huh.
Jake:
SAY SOMETHING ENGLISH.
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Phenomenon - Struggling with Ideas and Communication
Banes:
What did they find out?
George: [Roger smirks]
I'm pregnant. That's how it feels.
Roger:
How what feels?
George:
Yeah, you know, to be full of ideas and you can't deliver, okay? I mean, you know, you're ready to break out and you can't deliver. You know, uh, this professor, he won't even talk to me. He won't even talk to me.
Nate Pope:
You're not going to Berkeley, George?
George:
Oh, come on. Me, at Berkeley? That's a thought, huh?
Nate:
I'm sorry, buddy.
Jimmy:
You mean, inventions? You got inventions?
George: [shows papers; slides papers to her; shows Jimmy diagram on legal pad]
No, no. Ideas, okay? I get a thousand ideas a day, every d-damn minute. Okay? I got big, big, holy cow kind of ideas and, and little what if ideas. All right? Hey, I got ideas for you, Jimmy. Look at this. Look at this. Your parking lot- it's laid out all wrong, okay? Now, if you just follow this, right, you can put six more cars in and no one gets fender benders. All right? Where's Paulette? Where is she? Bonnie, here. Take this. This is a new route for our mail. Okay? Now, if she does this, she can save an hour a day and everybody gets their mail by three o'clock. Imagine, three o'clock. Oh, and l got a holy shit idea too. Look at this. Now this may be the most efficient way to store solar energy. Okay? Take it.
Jimmy:
Well, what am I gonna do with it?
George:
What the hell am I supposed to do with it, huh? You know what that light was? You know what that sound was?
Jimmy:
Tell us.
George:
I'm gonna tell you what it was.
Jimmy:
Well, tell us!
Banes:
It was a damn alien.
Nate:
Don't say that. You don't know what it was.
George:
I know what it is, Nate.
Nate:
You don't know what it was. Don't say that.
Jimmy:
Well, tell us!
George: [his psychic powers slightly break the glass panel at the bar and Jimmy heads for cover]
It's a GODDAMN mistake, is what it is! Okay? It was supposed to happen to someone smart, someone that's scientific, someone who is a leader. But it didn't. It happened to me, George freakin Malley. Look at him. Now look at him. Look!
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Olympus Has Fallen - Transition of Power During Crisis
Lynn Jacobs:
Mr. Speaker, as both the President and the Vice president of the United States are unable to discharge the duties of their offices, I'm officially placing you under Secret Service protection
Lynn Jacobs:
You are the Acting President of the United States.
Allan Trumbull:
Are they alive?
Lynn Jacobs:
They are.
Ray Monroe:
Sir, North Korea is denying any involvement in the attack.
General Clegg:
We've secured the perimeter of the White House and cleared a 10-block radius.
Lynn Jacobs:
Sir, they've also assassinated the South Korean Prime Minister.
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