The Benchwarmers - A Playful Exchange Among Friends
Brad:
Clark? Richie? I hardly recognize you two clowns without the underwear on your head!
Richie:
Brad, wow, you have really not slimmed down.
Brad:
Oh, eat me! So I hear from Jerry that you tools think your atheletes now?
Richie:
That's funny. I didn't know athlete had three sylables. Ath-a-lete! Thats ama-z-zing!
Brad:
You think your hot shit cause you know words!
Clark:
Hey, Brad, why don't you be a stud and point us toward the register? Or register-er!
Brad:
My team practices today at 5! Swing by if you she-men want to lose!
Richie:
You can't handle the truth!
Brad:
Bring it!
Clark:
SUCK IT!
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