National Lampoon's Senior Trip - Threat of Legal Action in School Context
Steve Nisser:
Lay one hand on me and I'll sue! PRINCIPAL MOSS!!
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National Lampoon's Senior Trip - Student Body President Declares Citizens Arrest
Steve Nisser:
That's it! That does it! You leave me no choice! As student body president, I am placing you all under citizens arrest! You are all confined to your rooms until I get Principal Moss!
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National Lampoon's Senior Trip - Consequences of Principal Moss Discovering the Truth
Steve Nisser:
Now wait just a minute. Have any of you considered the consequences if Principal Moss finds out?
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National Lampoon's Senior Trip - Student Body President Introduces Special Assembly
Steve Nisser:
As student body president, I am proud to bring you this special assembly. So, without any further ado, I give to you, direct from Salt Lake City, the music of High On Life!!
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National Lampoon's Senior Trip - Teen Angst and the Dangers of Substance Use
Steve Nisser:
Look, even though I'm probably going to get into Yale, doesn't mean that I don't suffer from the effects of teen angst. But I'm here to tell you that drugs and alcohol are not the answers to your problems!
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