Heavyweights - Sneaky Treats and Unexpected Downloads
Gerry:
Don't tell anyone, but I uh…snuck in some Oreos. Just in case.
Josh:
That was very sneaky of you, Gerry. Chipmunks! Download! Now!
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Heavyweights - A Conversation About Change and Growth
Roy:
Funny, Josh. But really man, what happened? Talk to us.
Josh: [''half-unaware'']
Josh was bad.
Roy:
Oh man. Oh geez.
Josh:
Josh…now…good.
Gerry:
Good? Wha...what do you mean?
Josh:
Must be...
Josh:
good to see my big ass again!
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Heavyweights - Learning Names Through a Game
Lars:
Now let's play a game to help us learn each other's names.
Josh: [''Making fun of Lars’ accent'']
Ve already know each odder's names.
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Heavyweights - A Comedic Exchange About Seymour Butts
Josh:
The candy belongs to Seymour Butts.
Tony:
Seymour Butts? Who's Seymour Butts? Who's Seymour Butts, hmm? WHO'S SEYMOUR BUTTS?!!
Josh:
Nobody's seen more butts than you, Uncle Tony!
Tony:
You picked the wrong man to mess with.
Josh:
Oh, I didn't know I was messing with a man!
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Heavyweights - Overcoming Struggles Together
Tony:
Kids: at age twelve, I weighed 319 pounds. I had bad skin, low self esteem, and no self-respect. Now, I eat success for breakfast...with skim milk. Pounds are gonna fly, and fat is..... outta here, mister! And we're gonna do it TOGETHER!
Josh:
Oh, my, god.
Kid:
I wanna go home!
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