Memorable Quotes from Shaun Weiss
5 quotesLearning Names Through a Game
Lars
Now let's play a game to help us learn each other's names.
Josh
Ve already know each odder's names.
[''Making fun of Lars’ accent'']
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Sneaky Treats and Unexpected Downloads
Gerry
Don't tell anyone, but I uh…snuck in some Oreos. Just in case.
Josh
That was very sneaky of you, Gerry. Chipmunks! Download! Now!
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Overcoming Struggles Together
Tony
Kids: at age twelve, I weighed 319 pounds. I had bad skin, low self esteem, and no self-respect. Now, I eat success for breakfast...with skim milk. Pounds are gonna fly, and fat is..... outta here, mister! And we're gonna do it TOGETHER!
Josh
Oh, my, god.
Kid
I wanna go home!
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A Comedic Exchange About Seymour Butts
Josh
The candy belongs to Seymour Butts.
Tony
Seymour Butts? Who's Seymour Butts? Who's Seymour Butts, hmm? WHO'S SEYMOUR BUTTS?!!
Josh
Nobody's seen more butts than you, Uncle Tony!
Tony
You picked the wrong man to mess with.
Josh
Oh, I didn't know I was messing with a man!
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A Conversation About Change and Growth
Roy
Funny, Josh. But really man, what happened? Talk to us.
Josh
Josh was bad.
[''half-unaware'']
Roy
Oh man. Oh geez.
Josh
Josh…now…good.
Gerry
Good? Wha...what do you mean?
Josh
Must be...
Josh
good to see my big ass again!
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