Memorable Quotes from Shawn Hatosy
4 quotesUnique Circumstances for Unusual Connections
Jack
There's only two times when that kind of thing's okay: In prison where it's a substitute and guys in space.
Mike
Guys in space?
Jack
Well, not on purpose. They just float into each other.
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Concerns About Gun Violence in Society
Mitch Quigley
This country man, can't go anywhere without getting mugged, or murdered or stabbed. Kids killin their classmates, drivebys, ya know, I won't even go into a post office any more.
Steve Maguire
Shut up, Mitch.
Dr. Turner
No, you shut up. I hate the little bastard, but he's right. You know how easy it is to get a gun in the country? In five minutes, boom, gun show.
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Tension Escalates Among Friends
Zack Mazursky
Frankie, what's going on? Frank? Frankie? Dude. Oh, man!
[''Pause'']
Elvis Schmidt
All right, you ready? Let's do this!
[''Grabs Zack'']
Zack Mazursky
OH MAN, PLEASE! I didn't do anything!
[''He starts crying'']
Elvis Schmidt
Move it! SHUT THE FUCK UP!
Zack Mazursky
I SWEAR TO GOD, PLEASE!
Frankie Ballenbacher
Relax!
Zack Mazursky
FRANKIE, PLEASE!
Frankie Ballenbacher
Relax, buddy! Relax, okay? It's not what you think, okay?
Zack Mazursky
YEAH, IT IS, FRANKIE! Frankie, I thought we were boys!
Frankie Ballenbacher
We ARE boys!
[''Frankie starts crying'']
Zack Mazursky
Frankie, there's nobody up there! Nobody is picking me up!
Frankie Ballenbacher
Yes, there is, okay? Just stop freaking out!
Zack Mazursky
Frankie, you promise?
Frankie Ballenbacher
I promise, all right?
Zack Mazursky
You swear?
Frankie Ballenbacher
Zack, everything's cool, on my life, okay, l swear to God! Come on. Okay, I swear to God, alright? Let's just walk!
[''Frankie continues to break down crying''; ''Takes Zack's arm and leads him up the hill'']
Zack Mazursky
All right...
Frankie Ballenbacher
We're just going to take a walk. Come on, man...
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Questioning Responsibility in a Crisis Situation
John Q. Archibald
Who was driving?
Mitch Quigley
Huh?
John Q. Archibald
The car. Who was driving?
Mitch Quigley
I was. What's that got to do with anything?
John Q. Archibald
Why's your girl all banged up and you're not?
Mitch Quigley
What do you call this?
[shows light scratches on arm]
Mitch Quigley
What are you laughing at?
Lester Matthews
Somebody get this fool a band-aid. I don't want you to bleed to death.
Mitch Quigley
Screw you man. This shit hurts.
Julie Byrd
His airbag went off and mine didn't.
John Q. Archibald
What kind of car do you drive?
Mitch Quigley
Mercedes 500.
John Q. Archibald
You drive a Mercedes 500? Oh. What year?
Mitch Quigley
1986. It's a classic.
John Q. Archibald
Mercedes didn't make passenger side air-bags til 1988.
Lester Matthews
Busted!
[laughs]
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