In & Out - Unique Circumstances for Unusual Connections
Jack:
There's only two times when that kind of thing's okay: In prison where it's a substitute and guys in space.
Mike:
Guys in space?
Jack:
Well, not on purpose. They just float into each other.
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John Q - Concerns About Gun Violence in Society
Mitch Quigley:
This country man, can't go anywhere without getting mugged, or murdered or stabbed. Kids killin their classmates, drivebys, ya know, I won't even go into a post office any more.
Steve Maguire:
Shut up, Mitch.
Dr. Turner:
No, you shut up. I hate the little bastard, but he's right. You know how easy it is to get a gun in the country? In five minutes, boom, gun show.
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John Q - Questioning Responsibility in a Crisis Situation
John Q. Archibald:
Who was driving?
Mitch Quigley:
Huh?
John Q. Archibald:
The car. Who was driving?
Mitch Quigley:
I was. What's that got to do with anything?
John Q. Archibald:
Why's your girl all banged up and you're not?
Mitch Quigley: [shows light scratches on arm]
What do you call this?
Mitch Quigley:
What are you laughing at?
Lester Matthews:
Somebody get this fool a band-aid. I don't want you to bleed to death.
Mitch Quigley:
Screw you man. This shit hurts.
Julie Byrd:
His airbag went off and mine didn't.
John Q. Archibald:
What kind of car do you drive?
Mitch Quigley:
Mercedes 500.
John Q. Archibald:
You drive a Mercedes 500? Oh. What year?
Mitch Quigley:
1986. It's a classic.
John Q. Archibald:
Mercedes didn't make passenger side air-bags til 1988.
Lester Matthews: [laughs]
Busted!
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Alpha Dog - Tension Escalates Among Friends
Zack Mazursky: [''Pause'']
Frankie, what's going on? Frank? Frankie? Dude. Oh, man!
Elvis Schmidt: [''Grabs Zack'']
All right, you ready? Let's do this!
Zack Mazursky: [''He starts crying'']
OH MAN, PLEASE! I didn't do anything!
Elvis Schmidt:
Move it! SHUT THE FUCK UP!
Zack Mazursky:
I SWEAR TO GOD, PLEASE!
Frankie Ballenbacher:
Relax!
Zack Mazursky:
FRANKIE, PLEASE!
Frankie Ballenbacher:
Relax, buddy! Relax, okay? It's not what you think, okay?
Zack Mazursky:
YEAH, IT IS, FRANKIE! Frankie, I thought we were boys!
Frankie Ballenbacher: [''Frankie starts crying'']
We ARE boys!
Zack Mazursky:
Frankie, there's nobody up there! Nobody is picking me up!
Frankie Ballenbacher:
Yes, there is, okay? Just stop freaking out!
Zack Mazursky:
Frankie, you promise?
Frankie Ballenbacher:
I promise, all right?
Zack Mazursky:
You swear?
Frankie Ballenbacher: [''Frankie continues to break down crying''; ''Takes Zack's arm and leads him up the hill'']
Zack, everything's cool, on my life, okay, l swear to God! Come on. Okay, I swear to God, alright? Let's just walk!
Zack Mazursky:
All right...
Frankie Ballenbacher:
We're just going to take a walk. Come on, man...
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