Shawn Wayans Quotes

Ashtray So, will I see you again?

Ashtray's Mother Sorry, baby: you know there ain't no positive black females in these movies.

Ashtray We didn't even do nothing.

Officer Self Hatred What? You think you tough?

Officer Self Hatred You ain't so tough now, little nigga. I hate your black bastards, you *stink*! I hate your black skin. I hate your black pants. I hate black pepper. I hate black keys on a piano. I hate my gums, because they're black. I hate Whoopi Goldberg's *lips*. I hate the back of Forrest Whittaker's neck. Huh? Most of all, I hate that black-ass Wesley Snipes.

Ashtray Oooh, girl, you so tight!

Dashiki Wrong hole, fool!

Ashtray Hey, Preach, what up nigga?

Preach Y'all need to stop using the word nigga. You see, it's terms like the word nigga that the white man uses to take away the self esteem of another race.

Ashtray Word.

Preach Oh yeah, remind me to pick my laundry up from that chink motherfucker up the street.

Ashtray Loc Dog was America's worst nightmare, raised in a house with three generations of hopelessness, poverty... and profanity.

Loc Dog's Mom Loc Dogg, turn that loud ass mothafuckin music down, you wakin up the fuckin babies, mothafucka. This still my mothafuckin house, mothafucka...

Loc Dog's Mom Who tha fuck is that on my porch?

Dashiki Ooh, Talk dirty to me...

Ashtray I-Im Cumming!

Dashiki What did you just say?

Ashtray uhh... I'll talk about it after my nap

Loc Dog I told her I don't want to be on welfare my whole life, you know what i'm sayin'. Hey for real nigga I got bigger and better plans, you know what i'm sayin'. Figured I'd get me a job at the post office, you know, maybe at a bank. You know what I'm saying.

Ashtray That's all good, man.

Loc Dog Work real hard. Work my way up to manager.

Ashtray We need more black people like this.

Loc Dog You know what I'm saying? Learn the system a little bit. Then I'll rob that motherfucker blind. Break all yallselves.