Ernest Scared Stupid - The Curse of Phineas' Descendants
Teacher:
So, uh, Elizabeth, what was the curse the troll put on Phineas?
Elizabeth:
Well, legend has it that from that moment on, Phineas descendants would get dumber and dumber... and dumber.
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Ernest Scared Stupid - Class Discussion on Elizabeth's Report
Elizabeth:
So in the hours just before midnight, the people of Briarville buried Trantor the Troll in the cold, damp ground. The end.
Teacher:
Thank you, Elizabeth. Class, what did you think of her report?
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