Shea WhighamQuotes

Shea Whigham
Birthday
January 5th, 1969
From
Tallahassee, Florida, USA
Actor

Wristcutters: A Love Story - The Meaning Behind Labels and Relationships

Eugene: Cute? That's what they say about the puppy. The only thing worse is good friend, or nice person. In plain English it means I'll leech off you as long as I can, but don't even think about getting into my pants.

Wristcutters: A Love Story - A Conversation About Moving On

Zia: Listen, you know what? Forget Desiree. I got another reason for you to go.
Eugene: Give it shot.
Zia: You got anything better to do?

Wristcutters: A Love Story - Questioning Intimacy in the Afterlife

Eugene: Let me put this way. Since you got here, how many times did you get laid, man?
Zia: Why?
Eugene: Just a question.
Zia: Actually laid?
Eugene: Yes.
Zia: None, I think.
Eugene: You think?
Zia: None! But what's that got to do with any of this?
Eugene: Plenty. Cause your sperm count is so high, you think you're having an out of body experience like nobody in the fucking universe, man.

Wristcutters: A Love Story - Seating Arrangement and Masculinity Perceptions

Eugene: I'm not sitting in the back.
Zia: Why not?
Eugene: Cause everybody knows guy in the back seat doesn't have a cock.
Zia: [Startled] What?
Eugene: That's a fact. If the guy in the back seat had a cock he wouldn't be there in the first place.
Zia: Well... I mean, I got a cock, man, so.. I'm not.. Mik do you have a cock?
Mikal: Yeah I have a cock. Big fat one.

Wristcutters: A Love Story - Exploring Despair and Indifference in Conversation

Zia: I'm not going out tonight. It just makes me depressed.
Eugene: So, what you gonna do? Kill yourself?
Zia: I dunno.. maybe.
Eugene: As if anything could make you happy.

Wristcutters: A Love Story - Uncertainty in Direction and Purpose

Mikal: Where are you going?
Eugene: East-ish.
Mikal: East-ish? You guys have no clue where you're going, do you?
Eugene: Well, you haven't been here very long, right?
Mikal: Why's that?
Eugene: Because if anybody here had a clue they wouldn't be here in the first place.

Wristcutters: A Love Story - Embracing Defeat and Resignation

Eugene: Fuck it all.

Mission: Impossible - The Final Reckoning - Reflections on Loss and Friendship

Briggs: It's a shame about your friend. Then again... you're used to losing em.