Memorable Quotes from Shea Whigham
8 quotesThe Meaning Behind Labels and Relationships
Eugene
Cute? That's what they say about the puppy. The only thing worse is good friend, or nice person. In plain English it means I'll leech off you as long as I can, but don't even think about getting into my pants.
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Seating Arrangement and Masculinity Perceptions
Eugene
I'm not sitting in the back.
Zia
Why not?
Eugene
Cause everybody knows guy in the back seat doesn't have a cock.
Zia
What?
[Startled]
Eugene
That's a fact. If the guy in the back seat had a cock he wouldn't be there in the first place.
Zia
Well... I mean, I got a cock, man, so.. I'm not.. Mik do you have a cock?
Mikal
Yeah I have a cock. Big fat one.
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Reflections on Loss and Friendship
Briggs
It's a shame about your friend. Then again... you're used to losing em.
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Questioning Intimacy in the Afterlife
Eugene
Let me put this way. Since you got here, how many times did you get laid, man?
Zia
Why?
Eugene
Just a question.
Zia
Actually laid?
Eugene
Yes.
Zia
None, I think.
Eugene
You think?
Zia
None! But what's that got to do with any of this?
Eugene
Plenty. Cause your sperm count is so high, you think you're having an out of body experience like nobody in the fucking universe, man.
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Embracing Defeat and Resignation
Eugene
Fuck it all.
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Exploring Despair and Indifference in Conversation
Zia
I'm not going out tonight. It just makes me depressed.
Eugene
So, what you gonna do? Kill yourself?
Zia
I dunno.. maybe.
Eugene
As if anything could make you happy.
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Uncertainty in Direction and Purpose
Mikal
Where are you going?
Eugene
East-ish.
Mikal
East-ish? You guys have no clue where you're going, do you?
Eugene
Well, you haven't been here very long, right?
Mikal
Why's that?
Eugene
Because if anybody here had a clue they wouldn't be here in the first place.
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A Conversation About Moving On
Zia
Listen, you know what? Forget Desiree. I got another reason for you to go.
Eugene
Give it shot.
Zia
You got anything better to do?
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