The 40 Year Old Virgin - Forecast of Uncertainty and Danger
Haziz: [While Jay is arguing with a Black customer]
Today's forecast: dark and cloudy, with chance of drive-by.
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The 40 Year Old Virgin - Questioning Party Invitations and Identity
Haziz:
So, tell me, Montel. Why weren't we invited to the party? What are we, al-Qaeda?
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