Memorable Quotes from Shemp Howard
4 quotesA Night Perfect for Murder
Det. Sgt. Sweeney
Swell night for a murder!
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A Lost Badge and Regret
Det. Sgt. Sweeney
If I hadn't lost my badge, I'd turn it in.
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A Playful Exchange on Vocabulary
Moe
Say, what's another word for "scrutiny"?
Shemp
Scrutiny.
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A Disagreement Over Cultural Context
Ichabod Slipp
You dirty crook!
Shemp
Those are fighting words in my country!
Ichabod Slipp
All right, let's fight!
Shemp
Ah, well, we're not in my country.
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