Memorable Quotes from Sherman Hemsley
1 quoteA Eulogy with Unconventional Revelations
Reverend Mike
I knew Brother Alvin... and he was a swinger!
Mourners
Yes! Praise the Lord! Praise the Lord! Alleluia! etc.
Reverend Mike
He loved his booze, hahahaha. He loved his women.
Mourners
Yeah! And my wife, too! Yes, he did! Sure did! etc.
Reverend Mike
But must of all, he loved his Cadillac Saville, and it's a beaute. I know, because he left it to me, Hallelujah!
Mourners
Praise the Lord! Praise the Lord! etc.
Reverend Mike
I showed him how God wanted him to have a swell time while he was alive. Because, brothers and sisters, when you is gone, you is gone. And ain't no way, no how, nobody's going to bring you back here once you is dead!
Count Dracula
Good Evening.
Count Dracula
I am Count Dracula. I would like a large suite with a bath. I have a reservation.
[''to Reverend Mike, thinking him a Hotel receptionist'']
Count Dracula
This is not the lobby of the Plaza Hotel?
[''Confused'']
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