Memorable Quotes from Shimpal Lelisi
2 quotesUnexpected Consequences of a Strange Encounter
Leilani
What do you want?
[teary-eyed]
Sefa
I got a pitch stranger put a needle up my dick.
Leilani
God, did it hurt?
Sefa
Then he tells me I don't have any of the symptoms.
Leilani
Of what?
Sefa
Of WHAT? The ] I did give you! The one you went to the clinic for?
[[w:sexually-transmitted disease|STD; glances away, then back to Leilani in a hushed voice]
Leilani
The family planning clinic, Sefa. I'm pregnant.
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Unexpected Fashion Reveal Among Friends
Sefa
What are these?
Stanley
Pants!
Sefa
Who's wearing them?
Stanley
You are!
Sefa
Correct!
Leilani
And who washes the skid marks out of them?
[Leilani's crew laughs]
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