Sione's Wedding - Unexpected Consequences of a Strange Encounter
Leilani: [teary-eyed]
What do you want?
Sefa:
I got a pitch stranger put a needle up my dick.
Leilani:
God, did it hurt?
Sefa:
Then he tells me I don't have any of the symptoms.
Leilani:
Of what?
Sefa: [[w:sexually-transmitted disease|STD; glances away, then back to Leilani in a hushed voice]
Of WHAT? The ] I did give you! The one you went to the clinic for?
Leilani:
The family planning clinic, Sefa. I'm pregnant.
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Sione's Wedding - Unexpected Fashion Reveal Among Friends
Sefa:
What are these?
Stanley:
Pants!
Sefa:
Who's wearing them?
Stanley:
You are!
Sefa:
Correct!
Leilani: [Leilani's crew laughs]
And who washes the skid marks out of them?
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