Deadpool 2 - A Conversation About Change and Acceptance
Deadpool:
Why can't I just die?
Colossus: [Deadpool does so]
Take your mask off, Wade. We must talk. You need fresh start. With train, you can be X-Man.
Deadpool:
You're wasting your time, Shiny Jesus. I'm not X-Men material.
Negasonic Teenage Warhead: [enters the room with Yukio; Yukio waves at Deadpool]
Understatement of the year. Wade, Yukio. Yukio, Wade.
Deadpool:
What in the fuck-knuckles is this?
Negasonic Teenage Warhead:
She's my girlfriend, you intolerant shit.
Deadpool: [[w:Fox & Friends|Fox & Friends; [w:My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic|My Little Pony; winks at Yukio]
Whoa! Pump the hate brakes, ]! I'm just surprised anyone would date you, especially Pinkie Pie from ].
Yukio: [smiling]
I like this guy!
Negasonic Teenage Warhead: [to Deadpool]
Give him a chance. It's great seeing you like this.
Deadpool: [laughs]
Yeah.
Yukio: [leaves the room with Negasonic Teenage Warhead; waves back]
Bye, Wade.
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