Shirley Henderson Quotes

Moaning Myrtle SURE! Let's all throw books at Myrtle, because she can't feel it! Ten points if you get it through her stomach! Fifty points if it goes through her HEAD!

Moaning Myrtle Oh, Harry? If you die down there, you're welcome to share my toilet. Uh, thanks Myrtle.]

Moaning Myrtle I'm Moaning Myrtle! I wouldn't expect you to know me! Who would ever talk about ugly, miserable, moping, Moaning Myrtle?!

Mother Don't be silly, Bridget. You'll never get a boyfriend if you look like you've wandered out of Auschwitz.

Mark Mother, I do not need a blind date. Particularly not with some verbally incontinent spinster who smokes like a chimney, drinks like a fish and dresses like her mother.

Mark I don't think you're an idiot at all. I mean, there are elements of the ridiculous about you. Your mother's pretty interesting. And you really are an appallingly bad public speaker. And, um, you tend to let whatever's in your head come out of your mouth without much consideration of the consequences... But the thing is, um, what I'm trying to say, very inarticulately, is that, um, in fact, perhaps despite appearances, I like you, very much.

Daniel Now, these are very silly little boots, Jones. And this is a very silly little dress. And, um, these are- fuck me, absolutely enormous pants.

Jude I can't believe you said what you said you said.

Tom Come the fuck on, Bridget!

Daniel Oh,fuck me, I love Keats. Have you heard this one? There was a young woman from Ealing, who had a peculiar feeling, she lay on her back, and opened her crack, and pissed all over the ceiling!'... Oh fuck me! Bollocks!