Memorable Quotes from Simon Kunz
3 quotesReviewing the Mother's List
Martin
All right, shall we review your mother's list?
Annie
Mm-hmm.
Martin
Now, let's see... Vitamins?
Annie
Check.
Martin
Minerals?
Annie
Check.
Martin
List of daily fruits and vegetables.
Annie
Check. Check. Check for fruits, check for vegetables. Go on.
[Martin looks at her oddly]
Martin
Sun block, lip balm, insect repellent, stationery, stamps, photograph of your mother, grandfather... and, of course, your trusty butler, me.
[Annie bites back a smile]
Annie
Got it all, I think.
Martin
Oh, and, um, here's a little something from your grandfather; A spanking-new deck of cards. Maybe you'll actually find somebody on this continent who can whip your tush at poker.
[holds out a deck of cards]
Annie
Well, I doubt it, but thanks.
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Searching for Annie in Napa
Elizabeth
Annie! Annie!
Hallie
That's where I have to go! I have to go see Annie!
Elizabeth
Oh, I see, and where might Annie be?
Hallie
In Napa, with her father Nick Parker.
Elizabeth
You're not Annie?
Hallie
That would be correct.
Elizabeth
You're Hallie?
Hallie
I am. Annie and I met up at camp and, and we decided to switch places. I'm sorry... but I've never seen you and I've dreamt of meeting you my whole life, and Annie felt the exact same way about Dad, so... so we sort of just switched lives. I hope you're not mad, because I love you so much, and I just hope that one day you could love me as me, and not as Annie.
Elizabeth
Oh, darling, I've loved you your whole life.
[kisses her]
Martin
I've never been so happy in my entire life!
[in the doorway with Charles, sobbing]
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Family Secrets and Upcoming Marriages
Chessy
Were they? OK, that's good. Ah, well then I'm just going to go back to my room and check out the ol’ minibar situation.
Martin
Allow me to assist you.
Elizabeth
Wait! Does everyone here know something I don't know?!
Annie
Mum... Daddy's getting married.
Annie
To Cruella de Vil – She's awful, Mom! We can't let him go through with it!
Hallie
She's all wrong for him, Mom! And the only way he won't marry her is if... You tell her, she knows you better.
[stops; to Annie]
Annie
Is if he sees you again.
[sits down next to her mother]
Elizabeth
Wait a minute... You're not trying to set me up with your father?!
Hallie
Actually, we are. You're perfect for each other!
Elizabeth
Hold it! You two knew about this?!
[notices both Martin and Chessy trying to sneak away]
Chessy
What?! Oh, no!
[feigning ignorance]
Martin
No! Madame, no! Absolutely no idea–!
Chessy
No, no, no, no! I had no idea–! ...Yes. I did know something...
[Elizabeth gives them a look]
Martin
...Yes. Technically, yes.
Chessy
I had an inkling, anyway...
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