Scary Movie 3 - Intergalactic Cooperation and Personal Struggles
President Harris:
Isn't this great? Humans and aliens working together. We're one big, happy, intergalactic family.
George:
Family. Huh. That's just what I've been running away from.
President Harris:
Well, that's because you're an idiot.
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Scary Movie 3 - Game Mishap Leads to Unexpected Chaos
Cindy:
George, what happened?
George:
I don't know. Me and Cody were playing a fun game and... (looks down at gameboard) Yahtzee! (stands up and bangs his head on a shelf, then falls onto the table again)
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Scary Movie 3 - The Power of Family and Redemption
Cindy:
All you need is a family...
George:
And we can be that family.
Tabitha:
Thank you all. Your love has broken the curse and freed my soul. I'll never have to kill again.
Cindy:
Really?
Tabitha:
Nah! I'm just screwing with you! (she raises a knife)
President Harris:
I just wanted to tell you both, good luck, we're all counting on you.
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Scary Movie 3 - Recollections of Past Relationships and Respect
George: [''At Brenda's funeral'']
Sue wanted to pay respects to her teacher. You?
Cindy:
Brenda was my bitch.
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