Memorable Quotes from Snoop Dogg
15 quotesComparison of Grass Types in the South
Huggy Bear
Look man, this grass is Alabama Creepin Bent, as opposed to Georgia Creepin Bent. It's lighter.
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Unexpected Altitude Announcement by Captain Mack
Captain Mack
Ladies and Gentlemen, we have reached our cruising altitude of 33 thousand feet... 33 THOUSAND FEET? Oh shoot, man! We flyin higher than Redman at the Source Awards!
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Unexpected Arrival
Huggy Bear
Look what the wind blew in.
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Connections and Timing in Planning Heists
Huggy Bear
It's a 76, won't be out til next year. But I know some people who know some people that rob some people.
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Tension in a Drug Deal Encounter
Blue
What you need, homey?
[''Wheels up in a wheelchair to Alonzo's vehicle'']
Jake Hoyt
]. 20 bucks worth.
[[w:crack cocaine|Crack]
Blue
Crack? Smells like bacon in this muthafucka! What I look like, a sucka to you, nigga?! Fuck you, rookie!
[''Looks at Alonzo''; ''Wheels away in a chase with Alonzo and Jake in pursuit'']
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Captain Mack's Perspective on Exciting Experiences
Captain Mack
This is some cool shoot, fit for a real nerve.
[looking into the cockpit]
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Captain Mack Welcomes Passengers Aboard Soul Plane
Captain Mack
Testicles, 1, 2... Testicles, 1, 2. Hey y'all, what's crackalackin? This is your soul plane chauffeur Captain Antoine Mack speaking. Welcome aboard NWA flight 069 from the 310 to the 212. It's time to bust this coney y'all. In a hot second, I'll be hittin them switches and gettin this bitch pumpin and jumpin'. So screw your shoot on tight and enjoy the flight.
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Huggy Bear Defends His Boundaries
Huggy Bear
That's for putting hands on Huggy Bear. Nobody touches the Bear, you dig?
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Consequences of Choices in a Dangerous Game
Alonzo
What's that?
[''After catching Blue in the back of a Korean store after a chase, forcefully pressing a pen down Blue's throat causing him to vomit the crack rocks he was hiding in his stomach'']
Blue
Motherfucking crack, man.
Alonzo
That's right, Jimmy Crack Corn. 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6. Oh, you're federally fucked now. You got crack... and a gun. You know with your record you can get 10 years per bullet? Now you gon gimme a name. That's 10 right there.
['''Pops out a bullet'']
Blue
Come on, man. You know I ain't no snitch, man.
Alonzo
I know you ain't no snitch. Gimme a name. That's 20.
[''Removes bullet'']
Blue
Fuck!
Alonzo
Gimme a name. That's 30 years. You wanna go to jail or you wanna go home?
[''Pops out a bullet''; ''Pops out a bullet'']
Blue
He in the county!
Alonzo
Who?
Blue
Nigga named Sandman. That's all the fuck I know, man! Shit!
Alonzo
See how easy that was?
[''Pops out a bullet'']
Blue
I'm sick of this shit, man.
Alonzo
You wanna collect the evidence?
Jake
Fuck that.
Alonzo
My nigga.
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Huggy Bear's Nine-Iron Discovery
Huggy Bear
I found yo nine-iron, bitch.
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Confrontation and Defiance in Training Day
Blue
Smells like bacon in this muthafucka! What I look like, a sucka to you, nigga?! Fuck you, rookie!
[''Flees in wheelchair'']
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Divine Influence in the Game of Life
Huggy Bear
I believe that was God - the greatest mack of all.
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Flight Instructions and Disobedience
Gaeman
Please, man, I...
Captain Mack
What part of "You ain't flying this plane" don't you understand? Sit back and enjoy the flight, Idi Amin!
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Cockpit Preparations and Excitement in Flight
Captain Mack
Hey, yo Game, why don't you go secure the cockpit, homie.
Gaeman
Yes, right away. This motherfucker is locked.
[locks the cockpit door]
Captain Mack
Fred G. Sanford, my n*****, and the "G" is for going places, can you dig it? Now we ready to roll. Oh nerves got switches in this, huh? Mmm yum, and they work! Oh this is hot yo! Yeah!
[picks up a bobble head doll; shakes bobble head, making it nod its head; the plane starts up and backs up; hits a switch; camera cuts to some surprised passengers; plane bounces around]
Gaeman
Oh my gosh!
[plane continues bouncing]
Captain Mack
Bounce with me! This has hooked up!
Gaeman
Like an elephant!
Captain Mack
Yeah! ]
[[w:Ignition (Remix)|Bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce!]
Gaeman
Hey, I have the perfect music for this! Yes I have it right here. Huh what what... huh what what-
[puts a CD in the stereo]
Captain Mack
Hey man, hold on man, hold on.
[interrupts Gaeman]
Gaeman
Like an elephant! Ha ha!
Captain Mack
Naw man, you got to turn that bullsh*t off, man. Can't be ridin to that bullsh*t, man.
Gaeman
Don't you insult my music.
Captain
Ride ya some gangsta sh*t, pop that in man. Captain don't want to hear that Zimbabwe-ah-wa-wa-wa sh*t.
Gaeman
It's not sh*t.
[takes out his CD, puts in Mack's CD]
Captain Mack
Whatever, get it out of here. I'm the captain of this motherf*cking sh*t.
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Cultural Observations on Leisure Activities
Huggy Bear
I don't know. Listen to Jim Croce, play darts... whatever the hell else you white people do.
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