Sonia ManzanoQuotes

Luis: [To Susan] Well, I hope there nothing seriously wrong with your car.

Susan: Oh, I hope not, either, but you know I can fix it.

Susan: Oh, Gordon!

Bob: Oh, Gordon, what is this?

Susan: Gordon, what-what's going on?

Maria: What happened to the car?

Susan: Gordon! What happened to the car?

Gordon: [points at Cookie Monster] Don't ask me. Ask him.

Cookie Monster: [Belches] Hi Excuse me.

Susan: Our insurance man is never gonna believe this.

Oscar The Grouch: Once more around the block, Bruno

Bruno The Trashman: Sure. boss.

Oscar The Grouch: [Bruno stops to look at the consume Volkswagen; Bruno then walks off] Yeah. I gotta walk off some of this happy stuff. Bruno, come on.

Big Bird: [Miss Finch suddenly arrives] And then suddenly, I looked up and I saw... MISS FINCH!

Miss Finch: Hello, Big. Perhaps the Dodos weren't perfect for you, but I have managed to find you another lovely bird family.

Maria: But he doesn't need another family.

Maria: Hi, Bob. No news about Big Bird, I suppose.

Bob: Yeah, we've located him.

Maria: [shocked] WHAT?!

Bob: Yeah, he's right nearby, locked in a cage.

Maria: He's locked in a cage?!

Bob: The kids phoned they saw him. He's blue.

Maria: He's blue!

Olivia: He's blue!

Maria: He's blue?

Bob: At some sort of a carnival, the kid said.

Maria: At a carnival?

Bob: Right, Maria--

Olivia: That funfair!

Olivia: We passed that hours ago!

Telly: Mmm-hmm.

Maria: That's what she said.

Olivia: Well, come on!

Maria: Bye, Bob!

Telly: How we gonna get him if he's locked in a cage?

Maria: [grabs Telly] Come on, Telly!

Maria: Good! I'll have the tossed salad.

Oscar the Grouch: Hey, better make that two.

Don't Drop Inn waitress: Two tossed salads!

Don't Drop Inn chef: [dumps another large spoonful of salad into his catapult. His assistant launches the salad again, but this time, it lands on the waitress] Number two, comin right up!

Oscar the Grouch: [driving into a junkyard] This is where I wanna be - grouch paradise! Just look it at. It's like a work of art.

Telly Monster: It is different, Maria.

Maria: Oscar, I want you to turn this car around right now and head for Toadstool!

Oscar the Grouch: Ah, an angry face in a beautiful place - heaven.

Grouch Ice Cream Man: Ice cream. Anchovy swirl. Right here. Ice cream.

Grouch Customer: Yeah. I'll take one.

Grouch Ice Cream Man: Okay.

Grouch Customer: Hey, where's my topping?

Grouch Ice Cream Man: Oh, right. That's disgusting.

Grouch Customer: And delicious!

Grouch Ice Cream Man: No problem. Have a rotten day. Ice cream! Anchovy swirl. Ice cream.

Oscar: Oh, ice cream. Anchovy swirl? How I long for a lick.

Maria: Oh, Oscar, get over it. We've got to think about Elmo.

Cookie Monster: Cookie.

Zoe: This is hopeless.

Big Bird: [sings] Maybe this'll cheer you up. A, B, C, D, E, F, G...

Grouch Prisoner #1: Let me out of here!

Grouch Prisoner #2: It's torture! Let us out, please!

Telly: That's it! That's it! I can't take it anymore! I demand justice! I want a lawyer! Call the media! Start a defense fund!

Gordon: [gets a bucketful of water in the face] Calm down! Calm down, Telly! Let me get you some water. Hey, can we get some water in here? Thanks.

Telly: I didn't get any. Thank you.

Telly: That was a wild ride!

Gordon: Wow. So this is Grouchland, huh?

Oscar: Yeah, land of a thousand stenches.

Maria: Yeah, and I think I can smell a number of them right now.

All Grouches: Hey, look who it is! It's Oscar! Oscar? You look like a million yucks. Yeah! Go away! Get out! Take your friends with you.

Oscar: Ah, who says you can't go home again?

Maria: Oscar, maybe you can get your friends to tell us where Elmo is.

All: Oh, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah yeah.

Oscar: In a minute. First, I have to look at the old Neighborhood There. Hey, I wonder where that old septic tank is.

Maria: Hey. Wait a minute!

Gordon: No. Oscar, we've got to find Elmo first!

All: Yeah. Elmo!

Maria: Let's go this way.

Zoe: Have you seen Elmo?

Grouch Cab Driver: Stop bothering us. First the little red guy, now you.

Big Bird: [coughing] Oh, look. There's a police officer.

Zoe: Yeah! Let's ask him for help.

Grouch Cop: [laughing] It's against the law to ask for help in Grouchland. You have the right to scream your head off. Should you give up the right to scream your head off, someone who screams their head off will be provided for you.

Cookie Monster: Wait, wait. Me innocent.

Gordon: Come on.

Cookie Monster: Hello? Me needs cookie?

Gordon: This is not right.

Telly: [Bumps into Cookie Monster] Elmo? Elmo? Elmo?

Cookie Monster: Telly!

Telly: Sorry, Cookie. Sorry. Elmo?

Cookie Monster: Oh! Me having a bad cookie day! Oh, me head.

Telly: Hey, everyone! Hey, hey!

Zoe: What's the matter?

Gordon: What's going on?

Telly: Oscar said that Elmo is gone. He probably went down into Oscar's can for his blanket, but instead of getting the blanket, he got sucked away into some far-off and grouchy place! And he's never going to...

Gordon: Easy, Telly. Oscar probably just meant that Elmo went home, that's all.

Oscar: No. Actually, the worrywart's right.

All: What?

Cookie Monster: Say what?

Oscar: Yep. Elmo got sucked down through a door in my can to Grouchland, U.S.A.

Gordon: Grouchland, U.S.A.?

Big Bird: Where's that?

Telly: This is terrible! What are we gonna do? What are we going to do?

Maria: Here's what we're going to do, Telly. We're going to go down to Grouchland... whatever that is, and get Elmo back!

All: Yeah!

Oscar: Well, alright, but be careful. I just had the rugs dirtied.